Sonny gets Mad Scienced

There's a death ray clause in our contract." said the second. "does your boss even have a death ray?" "we're not sure, and no one wants to be the first to find out."

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Santa's Reindeer Profiles

Blitzen: Age 25 • Jock • Extremely dominant and rough, but can be gentle at times. • Enjoys alcoholic beverages, but is rarely drunk, mostly a high buzz • Very adamant on following the rules. • Strongest reindeer • Significant other: Cupid ...

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A cup of Cocoa

Even santa claus at one time decided it would be better to cancel christmas altogether rather than brave such brutal conditions in his sleigh.

The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 14)

Happening at school right now (including witches, eldritch horrors and vampire cheerleaders), the feral howl of wolves could only signal one thing to your sleep-deprived mind: \>werewolves \>and then you heard stella go down hard and fast, like a fat santa claus

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christmas wish list.

clause. she walked over and sat down on a chair in front of the couch facing him offering the glass of water.

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Only Human (revised) - Chapter 4

Nathan replied with a laugh, “when i signed on to work on the freedom 7, there was a clause that i might have to 'continue on past my 4-year enlistment tour'... they didn't bother mentioning that it might be an additional 50 years.”

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Tales of the Huntsville Mayors #13- No Fooling Around

"i shouldn't keep this call waiting much longer, but think of this move as his escape clause." "and what about me? and you?" asked howard. "i can handle myself. you'll be fine. now shoo," purred the cat as he motioned the coach towards the door.

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Secrets Ch. 15

Demonic language is filled with double and triple meanings, hidden clauses, and secret understanding. basically the only way to truly know what is being said is know everything that was said, how it was said, and the reason it was said."

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A limo driver and five bossy boys kidnap a bike messenger

The fat creature is called "santa claus". and he gives gifts. he does not punish their offspring. it's really quite an endearing story."

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Meridian Prime: Chapter 5

But i require a new clause be added." harris blinked. "what clause is that, mr. domingo?" "a clause that renders all final decisions that you will make, mine." so that was it. domingo wanted total control.

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A Present for my Sister.

Jack also picked a santa clause decoration as a gift for his grandmother as that was also another family tradition. he was about to head to check out when something caught his eye.

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The Werekitten Travel Agency

"what you need to remember is that santa claus is magic and not bound by the same laws of physics we were. i don't know if i'd call him a fifth dimensional being, but he is more developed in the fourth dimension than the rest of us.

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