The killed dragon's descendant
As much as absurd that thought was, something inside his mind suggested to him that wasn't an animatronic. he could still move his mouth, thankfully. he decided to make a test. "who are you...?"
Just another Dog Chapter 2
Most birds would sleep when the sun set but rustling in the canopy above owls would be feeding their young, hunting the chittering mice in the undergrowth and in the spring, they made the most absurd noises to attract each other.
Cursed, Eternal Wish (By MouseJ)
It was an absurd premise, and yet he could not deny the followers of that faith being enraptured in the ecstasy of ecclesia.
406 Temporal Dislocation
Which is interesting but only matters over absurdly long periods of time. at about the same time as you were catching fire and i was diving off a cliff, it was roughly the second sun or thereabouts, to within a couple of centuries.
A matter of change: awakening
I know this may sound absurd, but one day whist i was walking my dog, trying to think of some other way to cope with school instead of ditching every other day, a large black van pulled up beside me.
Cake for a Snake
Looking to his side he saw the offending glutton and had to struggle not to burst out laughing at the absurd sight. his new little pet snake had apparently taken a liking to this pastry and had taken a bite for itself.
Loneliness Can Be Hard 06: Trust
The fun really is seeing how absurd their deaths are going to be... i consider it more as a comedy, but with gore on top of that." "wait... what do you mean, how absurd?" "you haven't seen any of the previous ones?" "no...
Hole in the Wall: The Little Things. Chapter Four.
The rat just laughed at the absurdity of it. absurdity of this conversation. the very absurdity of this tiger! theo squeaked, blushing as he tried not to think of all the places the tiger had asked to put him. "what about my pocket?"
Love Me
When i was younger, i would always tell myself that i would never get a girlfriend or a boyfriend because the idea of love was a little absurd. you spending the rest of your entire life with only one person? sounds a little ridiculous, right?
Sharing Is Caring
The portions ranged in size from normal for any anthro to the absurd, and the types of food were just as varied.
Tail of a Twofer: A Eurofurence Special
The more this happened, the more absurd it seemed. you'd have to be pretty mad to wear another layer of fur on top of your own, even if you were being paid.
Decisions
"why, that is the single most absurd idea i have ever heard!" exclaimed baeril with a disbelieving glare. "why in lupir's name would you suggest that?"