A matter of change: awakening
I know this may sound absurd, but one day whist i was walking my dog, trying to think of some other way to cope with school instead of ditching every other day, a large black van pulled up beside me.
Rain's Lullaby Chapter 2
Sid remembered just how badly wet dog smells, on the other hand he also remembered how badly dogs who haven't been bathed for a while smelled as well and how easily the white fur of his mothers dogs had collected the most absurd kind of dirt.
To Know When to Fold 'em
The rabbit jokes and chuckles at the absurdity of the situation that led them here. "but really, this is where i think you should be studying and not wasting your time looking at too much of this uhh...
To Know When to Fold ‘em
The rabbit jokes and chuckles at the absurdity of the situation that led them here. "but really, this is where i think you should be studying and not wasting your time looking at too much of this uhh...
Jesters Chapter 2
I had long ago accepted the absurdity of reality. i have decided that sanity was the fool's way, but what is this feeling, but another form of insanity? it may be so, but it is so very much different than what i had experienced in the past.
Cake for a Snake
Looking to his side he saw the offending glutton and had to struggle not to burst out laughing at the absurd sight. his new little pet snake had apparently taken a liking to this pastry and had taken a bite for itself.
Loneliness Can Be Hard 06: Trust
The fun really is seeing how absurd their deaths are going to be... i consider it more as a comedy, but with gore on top of that." "wait... what do you mean, how absurd?" "you haven't seen any of the previous ones?" "no...
Hole in the Wall: The Little Things. Chapter Four.
The rat just laughed at the absurdity of it. absurdity of this conversation. the very absurdity of this tiger! theo squeaked, blushing as he tried not to think of all the places the tiger had asked to put him. "what about my pocket?"
Tail of a Twofer: A Eurofurence Special
The more this happened, the more absurd it seemed. you'd have to be pretty mad to wear another layer of fur on top of your own, even if you were being paid.
No Rest for the Weary
When the light finally came on, its warm illumination washed away her absurd fears. instead of nightmarish creatures, there was only a tiny hatchling with scales of orange colour, crouched next to the wall. "jarzyl...?"
Love Me
When i was younger, i would always tell myself that i would never get a girlfriend or a boyfriend because the idea of love was a little absurd. you spending the rest of your entire life with only one person? sounds a little ridiculous, right?
Sharing Is Caring
The portions ranged in size from normal for any anthro to the absurd, and the types of food were just as varied.