Burned on the Fourth of July
I know who I am, but who are you? You're not looking like you used to **-No Doubt, "Sunday Morning"** Monty stepped through the gate out of his yard, to find a middle-aged Hispanic man warming up a grill. "How are you not hot?" he said, and...
Der Lyrikdrache
(c) Larc Krampfhaft und mit eisern Mine, tippt er auf der Schreibmaschine. Klicken, Scheppern und Gegröhle, hallen leise durch die Höhle. Schreiben wird kaum anerkannt. Ein Münzenbild hängt an der Wand. Kein dekadenter Hort voll Gold. Die...
The Simple things. Chpt 24.
The Simple Things Chapter Twenty Four By Roofles “Richard.” I groaned, pushing the lug of a dog I called my boyfriend off me. The chocolate Labrador just turned back and flopped right back on top of me the second I let up on the...
Splintered Light, Ch 9.4: Looking Ahead; Looking Back
She had humored him and so he would humor her, dropping the oh-so-proper gentility for something more familiar. "how are you coping, my darling?" it got a smile out of her and she squeezed his hand with her paw. "better now."
The Big Things. Prologue.
They continued to laugh, finding great humor and amusement in pedro’s discomfort. in fact, the rotund hyena seemed to find humor in literally everything as the other two just rolled their eyes at their friend.
Alpha and Omega - Fun Loving... Alpha?
_A little personal crack on my part. After learning that there will be an Alpha and Omega 2, in which Humphrey is an Alpha, I decided to play with what he would be like AS an Alpha. So I give you, Humphrey back from Alpha school! Antics ensue....
Red, White, And Silverblossoms
Conrad laughed, devoid of any humor, at himself and looked away. "my apologies, vaarsilla. i am a clumsier man than i look, and only now realize how crass i have been dragging you here."
Stable Boy (2)
_\*_ _"...hmmrrr..."_ _ _ CLOP! He woke up with a startle - an old habit, he'd slept in his bedroll by roads frequented by cutpurses and had developed something of a sense for approaching danger, and hence the sharp knock had him sitting up and...
Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri Chapter 2
AN: Here's the second chapter, kinda late but better late than never. There were delays from the AGNPH drama and then normal life delays and my inability to get in the mood and just write. In any case if anyone has little jokes to put at the...
Of Vampires and Men
Sabrina had lined up another contract which took Steel out into the middle of nowhere. A small rural town without much value or reason to visit. However, a vampire had been attacking livestock and some of the townspeople. Aqua had filed papers more...
Into Darkness: Chapter Six
I woke at an unknown time later, groggy and with a pounding head and aching back. I slowly opened my eyes, only to find myself unable to see, and I began to panic until I saw something move in the darkness, which did nothing to help my fear, only...
Sunny Accidentally Kicks Starflight Somewhere... Sensitive...
Tsunami couldn't wipe the amusement off her face, and while glory was trying not to show the humor on her face, but it was clear how she felt. clay was flinching a little watching starflight self-consciously.