Sure 'n that bear, he want noot t' do wi' me, an' he begun slappin' like a fishwife to her drunken husband! so i grabbed up me holy water, blessin' the beastie for all i'm worth, and the saints be praised, he became as gentle as a wee lamb.
Bear, Comedy, Religion, joke
One of the now drunken guests had followed my mother, likely hoping to make advances of his own, but came across the dark secret. "a-a-a black fur..." he whispered, then took off running, shouting.
Catfolk, Male, Tabaxi, anthro cat
What didn't help at all was that the third at the table, the cute little ferret, was staring at val in the same way the unattached human tourists from up north stared at him while he was cashiering, i.e., drunkenly, curiously, and not at his face.
Ferret, Horse, Leather, Short, Teasing
Cynder, who had been listening the whole time said, "sounds like some drunken tale."
fyre replied, "i want to believe this but...how do i know?"
spyro looked at him and said, "well, if it means so much to you..."
"spyro, don't say it."
Cynder, Love, Spyro, Story Progression
Luckily it was a weekend, he sat up on his bed and rubbed his eyes recounting about the events that let him and his mother get away from his drunken father.
Abuse, Adolescent, Adult, Alcohol, Beer, Canid, Choking, Drunk, Family, Father, Fight, Fighting, Hospital, Mother, No-Yiff, Pain, Series, Sleeping, Violence (Not In Yiff), Wolf, Young
Although the danger was more from drunken shenanigans than actual malevolence. all in all the place was a smugglers haven and the closest thing we had to a permanent home.
Beach, Intro, Sci-Fi, Series
Your spoiled seventeen-year old 'father', who will remain **_nameless_** , didn't want to deal with his 'drunken mistake', so he left a million gold and left town as soon as he turned eighteen.
Accidental Pregnancy, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Chapter, Character Development, Chubby, Contemporary, Dragon, Drama, Gryphon, Holiday, Love, Modern, New Years, Pregnancy, Romance, Short Story, Winter, secret, twist