Skating
Please don't steal it, 'cause that's a douche move. this story is more or less a love story from me to the city that makes me feel warmest when i'm at my coldest. --- "so you're telling me you've never skated on the rideau?" "well, no.
Chapter VI: Shark to Shark, Part One
Martin's eyes were filled with fire, he couldn't believe how different the smooth and shave shark was acting, he was being a massive douche and martin couldn't deal with him now.
Shaga - Étudier sur le terrain
Une fois ma douche prise et mon visage rasé, j'entrepris de raccommoder ma paire de jeans, histoire que ma queue ne soit pas coincée à l'intérieure toute a journée.
In The Doghouse: Chapter One
He looked around, ensuring that he was alone in the room, "this _fucking douche-bag_...can you just let this one go? blaine...blaine..."
i pod love part 2
"hello people i am miles powers 12 years old and this douche bag you voted in just drafted me into the army." sonic gets up after reading the first page his only emotion is total rage.
A Rare Sight Ch.11-Lightning Strikes the Same Place Twice Apparently
douche'." "what was that? was that your girlfriend again?" "mom! for the love of god, she isn't my girlfriend." "denial isn't just a river in egypt garrett, but whatever i'll let you go now."
Dead Years
It's not just the news either, i mean it's not like you can go five minutes on twitter without seeing some vapid, moronic take by some holier-than-thou douche who thinks they know 'the science' and 'the economics' of it all better than the actual fucking experts
Rules of Engagement. Chapter Three.
“just this fucking douche at work!” the husky instantly jumped into the matter, letting his anger out finally.. “fucking asshole makes me work a double shift on his damn rose bed and ends up stiffing me!
[FR] Destiny's Union - Integration
Je me levai lourdement et me rendit directement dans notre salle de bain où je pris une douche revigorante. sans m'embarrasser de vêtements comme à mon habitude à cette heure, j'en sortis et filai dans le salon prendre une collation.
The Experiment
"some douche-bag that i work with," the dragoness sighed and allowed her head to loll far back, rolling lethargically from left to right. "why are you bringing him up now?" cetas shook his head. "haven't we got more pressing things to worry about?
Temptation 11 - Break In
As much as that amused me, though, i still couldn't ignore my growing fondness for the little asshole. if anything, being reminded of how much of a royal douche he had been and thinking about how much more well-behaved and amicable he was now made that smug
Memories | Chapter II
I asked, sounding like a complete douche. drake face-palmed himself, groaning. "that's right, my bad! kaleb, meet sonya. sonya, you already know kaleb." the cheetah named sonya nodded then walked over to me, holding out a hand.