Kaiju ga Gotoku 7.3 - Obara's Quest

I'm here because i'm tired of taking shit from the council who prop up their hotels, and leave the rest of our problems unflushed! i'll only take shit from the public, cuz that's my job dammit!"

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The House on Rainbow Road - 09 - Stephanie

"shit!" "_maria_!" "steph?" "tara?" "shit, girl," the blond explorer gasped as the two teams began to settle, "don't do that to me!" "why you running?"

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Kurt: imprisonment

"holy shit this is a bloodfest whooooooooooooo" yelled an inmate as the other inmates cheered whooped and hollered.

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How to Raise a Dragon (Part 3)

Wilker glanced over at daran and saw him sticking his butt out and breaking wind over and over again, filling the diaper with more poo and giggling like an idiot. "wow, i bet your house stinks like crazy." "no shit.

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group therapy Part 6

"yes sir," flack winked, "they go bat-shit. but they can only walk to either camp s or b without damn near dying of first. and they sure as shit ain't gonna come bitching to a higher camp with even tougher boys than they are.

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How I got To San Andreas (well almost there)

\*jim and reuben jump out of the dodge and run towards the semi keeping there heads down as automatic fire rips up the ground around them\* sylvr: shit shit shit shit shit shit... \* reaches truck only to have an mp5 shoved in his face\*

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Victim

If this is what being dead is like, then death is a farcical pile of shit and i refuse to participate. and if this is a video game, why isn't there respawning?

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A Good Chase

Asking about the money, the people, the market, and then end up quitting your shit. it doesn't make sense. i'm a shit pool player, lousy flirt, but i still keep doing it for the hell of it." "you wouldn't get it," she gave a fake laugh that cut sharp.

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Final Excerpt- I Have To Go Back

"oh fuck you tyler", matt said, "you better not keep that shit up through the entire campaign or i'll kill you myself." "shuddup matt", alcatraz said, "save that shit for the zombies."

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Inter-Dimensional Farm Story, Part 3: To Massage A Dog

It stank like dog poop and dry kibble, and made him nauseated; he coughed and covered his nose, trying to clear his head and somehow avoid the fart cloud that had suddenly engulfed him, courtesy of pudge.

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Kaiju ga Gotoku 7.1 - Suspension of His Belief

"woah...shit," sauressy smiled, "i mean i gotta give props for stepping in."

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