Prologue

"you have got to be shitting me." he griped to his four other comrades as he cleaned off the barrel of his ma5b assault rifle tenderly with a ragged oiled cloth.

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{Pokémon/Babyfur} Bothersome Babysitting (2/2)

Yea, that's easy for you to say cause you're used to pooping your diapers all the time. now, i don't know about you, but i'd rather not be standing in my own filth."

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Bravest Face

A newborn looks cute until it's yours and you have to clean up every time it poops itself and pees and throws up.

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Space Mercinaries ch. 1 two months earlier

He let out a groan and slowly sat up, nearly pooping every bone in his body. he let out a silent yawn and stood up, his bare feet felt snuggled in the soft carpets he had ordered after getting tired of the old scratchy ones.

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Owning My Humanity -- Identity

I also write a lot of stories about pretty girls shitting their pants and turning into savage wildlife. charming, i know.

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Our Power

May smiled and nodded as i bent down and hefted my pooped companion. i heard the absol groan and say what sounded like "five more minutes," as i picked her up, cradling her like the big baby she had become.

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Preying on the Past - Ch. 2 Never a Dull Moment

- friedrich neitzsche **thompson state park** **new london, nh** **august 6, 2012** "you've gotta be shitting me!"

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Foggy Ewe Chapter 3

A seasoned sailor like me could spot a gnat shitting on the bow gunwale of a sixty foot day sailor while manning the helm. have i forgotten all my experience? is this just me waking up from an alcohol-induced coma?

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Easter Short

Aiden stared up at enigma, jaw dropped as if someone had told him that the jelly beans he so loved were pooped out by magical leprechauns.

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Encyclopedia Transmania - Ch I: Forewarning

He had few options available, short of bull-shitting an entire research paper, and miss liv had an extremely low tolerance for his debauchery. thoughts of repeating bio swirled in his head like a vicious whirlpool.

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The man on the Bus, Under the hat

Do you understand", the fox, so bloody terrified, responses in a yes by the way of shitting himself, an evil chuckle from the man precedes the harsh sadistic whisper of "goood" from his throat.

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