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Christmas 5: The Christmasening OR How the Coyote Almost Saved Christmas

I'm a coyote, you little candy-scented midget!" “oh, wonderful!" he turned around to the other elves, waving at the coyote. “he's nothing but a scavenger!" “oh, that's it!" the coyote snarled, advancing on the elf.

Canine, Caribou, Comedy, Coyote, Dragon, Drama, Female, Gryphon, Hatchling, Human, Humor, Male, Reindeer, Rick and Morty, Santa, Violence (Not In Yiff), Way too many references, beetlejuice, tears, zombies

Slayers GD: Book 3-- Dawn of Chaos

midget? squirt? small-fry? shorty?" _temper... temper..._ "aauggh! that's it! he's a dead demon!" i yelled furiously, causing cassandra and rion to look at me like i'd gone crazy. now enraged, i clasped my hand on the ceiphied crest on my right hand.

Demon, Elf, Human, Humor, Magic, Mild Violence, Plot Development, Werewolf

Mixed-Field (Mavology V)

How the fuck does your little midget legs go that fast!" maverick shouted. "come here you little fuck!" kalash ducked under the metal supports of the rusting tanks, when mav bumped it.

Broadcasting, Columbus, Comedy, Doberman, Drama, Dramedy, Husky, Newark, Wolf, anthology, aviation, business, chicago, ohio, pandemic