Home Sweet Home
Here it was. The house he'd traveled across the country to find. Marcus stared out the car window at it, unsure if he should be impressed or disappointed. Sure, he knew it was going to be less impressive than the needlessly opulent home he'd grown...
Free-dumb...
Free-dumb...
Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality - Chapter 3
The next few days I spent trying to find this fiendish Mebtilogu, but he was nowhere to be seen. Then I decided to use my grand powers of...
Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality - Chapter 2
The next 15 seconds were pretty rough, but then I decided to stop counting, so there were an innumerous amount of seconds that were pretty rough after that. Then I decided to have a...
Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality - Chapter 1
Welcome. 'Tis I, the mighty Tlumisog: King of Reality. Since I have been thinking a lot about myself lately, and all my noble feats of epic heroism, I've decided to write my humble autobiography of...
Black Velvet (Prologue of an unfinished story)
Prologue She regained her consciousness, but not her memory of where she was or why she was here. The world came to her focus, the fox finally saw the blood on her hand. She found her squad scattered across, their lifeless bodies broken, torn, and...
INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]
1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...
A Child's Folly
Marching men in rows Meet inglorious ends As a boy carelessly sends them all to heated bowls. A mishap with fire as he melts them down, to fill molds hand-grown. Mother comes in, face most dire: "Well that's what ya get for settin' yerself...
Black Velvet (Chapter 1 of an unfinished story)
This is chapter 1 of some dumb spy story thing i have been wanted to write for a while. i am only uploading this first chapter to get some opinions on the style of writing i am using, and the rest will be uploaded once the whole thing is complete.
Zootopia: Twas that dumb box!
"twaz that dumb box!"
A Cute Fragment
_I was walking around the other day, thinking about stuff and I came up with this. I wrote it down, but I doubt I'll ever have much use for it. I still think it's cute enough to post. FYI, an AA12 is a military-grade, recoil-less, automatic, 12 gauge...
You Dumb dog, short story by me
(Contains lots of slobber, dog tongue and unintelligence) "You're such a good dog aren't you boy". I was sitting on the floor of my bedroom, petting Dozer my loveable boisterous St. Bernard Mastiff mix. He's been my best friend for nearly...