A Day with a Derp
It felt extremely out of character for derpy to sound so pessimistic. "derpy, that sounds more like something i would say on a day my self-esteem is at a record low. are you ok?"
Saying Goodbye
At my explanation, derpy sighed. "dang... that is depressing... i hope things improve for you soon." i said nothing as i continued to massage derpy's legs.
one too many muffins
He ran away as derpy took off his muffin hat and ate it. derpy was now tried from eating too much, she lie down and started to sleep. derpy was now very big and very full of muffins.
A Ponyville wedding
'misses derpy hooves?' she asked. 'yes.' derpy answered in a small voice. 'what seems to be the problem?' she said gently. 'well lately i've been having these cramps, and i throw up sometimes.' derpy answered. 'hmm, i see.
Cooking By The Book
This is just a silly short story of a serval waifur who loves to cook but just can't because of her derpiness other short stories will appear with her involving her kitchen antics enjoy!
Welcome to Equestria chapter 7
derpy's boss said honestly. "so, what brings you here? i assume you didn't come with derpy for nothing, did you?" "actually, derpy mentioned i could earn a few bits here, if you need a little extra help around this place."
Home to Stay
derpy?! what're you doing all the way out here?!" i swear, it seems that derpy hooves has the strangest habit of suddenly popping up where you least expect her.
A Special Hearts & Hooves day
derpy turned and looked up too, and what she saw made her heart soar. somepony had sky-written in highly ornate writing "derpy, be my special somepony". derpy felt sure she knew who it was, there was only one pony who could fly so precisely!
#10!! SILVER interviews MR PEANUTBUTTER from BOJACK HORSEMAN
Aniro: he's a derpy skunk, what do you expect? silver: more derpy than me? aniro: not even close, yoteface. silver: aww. ziggo: i can't even. tommyfox: ziggo can't even.
Between Rainbows and Butterflies
Slowly, derpy crawled out of the coop and stood up. i was frozen with nervousness. what was she going to do? suddenly, derpy smiled at me and spoke, "i like chickens too!"
Sweet Deals
Are you derpy hooves?" "yup! i'm derpy! is it my eyes that threw you off? those are just an on and off thing. i'm not always wall-eyed."
New Face on Ponyville part 3
"i'm the mailmare, everyone calls me derpy" "i can't imagine why" diamond with a large amount of sarcasm "neither can i, seeya" "seeya" derpy started to fly again as diamond opened her letter she started reading aloud "_diamond race of fillydelphia, your