A Shaggy Dog story
It was raining. Too many left dead in the street from the last conflict. The police expect a certain standard of information from witnesses. Sometimes the witnesses are abused, even tortured. She knew it, so did he. That little piece of...
The Climb
That meathead raised little doubt as to who had the brains in this unfunny operation of theirs. a thought that i, of course, kept all to myself. "...maybe."
Saahira's Guide to Safely Pondering an Orb
They're almost always pranks that range from unfunny to terrorism. like here: i just got a message." saahira dragged the rat on the table, eliciting a squeak of surprise. “artificerspeedkitten sent me a formula to make a tube of fireball. a tube?
Huskies from Hell final
The girls watched him with even bigger eyes as if he were in an unfunny slapstick comedy. 'i ended up on the floor with her on top of me and our clothes were in kind of a shamble.' he held up his hands before dice could speak.
Caution, there be Dragons Pt1
Drakoss looked down again," i hope nothing unfunny has happened as a result." drakoss grinned meekly."well, there was a bit of a stir up, but it could have been worse..." "yes."
Somewhere Out There Act 20 - Drown
What you thought was funny, unfunny, boring, entertaining. does a certain part remind you of a story that happened in your life? does a character somehow remind you of a part of yourself!? seriously!
A Fox in a Human's Clothing
Tanner replied, mezmorized by the unfunny talk show host. kausn opened his door and walked into his room, his scent slapping him in the face. he smiled a little, his tail wagging behind him as he closed the door.
Bruce and Jacki
Jarrod always pulled jokes like this and laughed at every one he made no matter how unfunny others thought it was,he laughed up a storm. "i hope jackal does bring it," he said purposefully as his friend laughed harder...
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy One
Revaramek wanted to tell her how completely unfunny it was, but when he lifted his head, the hatchling did not let go. instead the whole egg and its cargo hung from revaramek's muzzle by the strength of furious hatchling jaws.
The Substitute (AaO Universe)
"plus it was funnier than anything you've pulled on us, you unfunny prick." i tried to keep my grumbling quiet. not that i disagreed with anything he'd said, far from it, but by this point, vadik looked beyond pissed.
Vestiges
Joe sat down at the table again, and gave another of those unfunny laughs, this one more tearful. "the worst part is, i don't _know_ if i would have! i was happy, i didn't really want to... be with anyone, you know, i might have just said...
Never lose hope part 5
He tried to control himself when vince was throwing all the time his unfunny jokes; he was the only one who stayed mainly stoic to them, only smiling at some to show some empathy.