Polites and Telemachus: The Antecedence Of One's Dire Thoughts
They frenched each other passionately, polites sticking his tongue inside telemachus' nose and licking the snot with much pleasure. telemachus then put his finger inside polites' ear and made him have an orgasm.
Doomsday Cock
telemachus, abandoning his father who's cock was full of poop and bacteria. "my love" polites said and embraced telemachus. the two frecnhed passively licking each other's nostrils with much pleasure in their bussoms. "no, my son you belong t me!"
The Gathering of Heroes (A1, B11, C5)
And then one-damn-day, odysseus made it home to penelope 'n telemachus. and after entertaining his wife in the great hall with the great bow, they drank. "now i'm tellin' you about this 'cause my son is from greece. that's where ulfey raised him.