Ferretville P.D. Ep. 04 - Passion's White Heat
Ferretville P.D. #04: Passion’s White Heat By Mantrid Brizon The sun beams down on the little beach, heating the tan sand and making the blue water glisten. They caress the shore in calm, steady waves, their sound steady and peaceful....
SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)
It's new! It's improved! It's the SPAM you can spray! Despite how you vomit, our SPAM's here to stay! Roadkill tastes better, but WE won't say that--and we'll never tell you it's made from your cat... Decayed Soylent Green™ never tasted so grand,...
Sounds of Shyness
It's mostly a shitpost but some people seem to like it, so i'm finally getting around to adding it to my galleries.
Monotony
Once you get to the point where some sperg and some shitposter have autism match you decide that it isn't even the meaningless seconds of your free time to read it and decide to check on the chili.
Plucked Raptor
An old but recently cleaned up shitpost of a short story. there aren't enough of me to get at all these ideas i've had. i intended to have more stuff in the scifi setting this is in.
Jack the pig
The greywolves watched the classic movie baconator 2 with the new neighbor jack the pig. Yellow scratched Loadedgun ''is this alright? You know this is like a horror movie for him right? Loadedgun shook his head ''its...
Yellow said outside!
''You have to go walk outside LoadedGun!'' Yellow said pointing at the open door. ''No its too cold!'' The gamer wolf said looking at the screen. ''Your a greywolf dang it!'' Yellow pointed two paws outside. ''The game has no pause.'' The gamer...
Jerry the chicken
The door opened and yellow yelled seeing the fridge open. Loadedgun had the leftover chicken wings! ''You idiot! Jerry the chicken is coming over! Clean this and I will get you sheep stew!'' The gamer wolf smiled ''what else?'' Yellow fell...
More sheep stew for us
Jerry the chicken came inside the apartment angry. Yellow and loadedgun looked away from the sheep stew they were eating. ''What's wrong Jerry?'' Yellow said and got up and looked at a small disgusted sheep girl! She walked out and jerry left next...
yellows pain
He had worked all night! It was hard to open the apartment door. His paws in pain. He growled and got the door open. Turned the lights on. It was smiling loadedGUN playing on the gamerstation 2! Chips and drinks everywhere!...
Independence Day in Devout America
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Thanksgiving in Devout America
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Halloween in Devout America
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Inauguration Day in Devout America
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