Sleeping without the Remote (Otherwise Untitled)
#24 of short stories a dragon tries to sleep through an infomercial. ~ the dragon writhed against the cushions of the couch. he was warm. he was comfortable.
Raptor Poof
#3 of mesozoica a compsognathus orders diapers from a infomercial...and has impure thoughts about the celebrity deinonychus endorsing said diapers. thkrla chittered as she nibbled on some dried anoles.
Those Bygone Dog-Star Days - Chapter 1 of 37
This is especially true as i turned on the tv to catch red-eyed infomercials.
Chapter 1 - Bloody Bricks
The small amount of light reaching out from under the door, and whatever night vision i had left, allowed me to stare into the labels of unmarked cleaning supplies and vividly colored cans that belonged in an infomercial rather than a worn-down janitor's closet
The Prisoner
The only thing he hated more then watching infomercials is being out, in the city, at night. the city was completely different at night compared to the day. all the sleezballs come out for a hunt for innocent looking girls and guys.
Canines are Dog's Best Friend - Intro/Chapter 1
Mike shrugs, while starring at some infomercials about energy drinks. at around eight, the phone rings in the kitchen. i walk over and pick it up, "hello?" i asked. "mill, it's rick, i should be there in about half an hour, got some news by the way."
The Rise of the Wereplushies
Rubbing his eyes, he flicked through channels on his tv his nose wrinkling as nothing but infomercials came on. kicking his feet up, brandon yawned as he stretched his eyelids becoming heavy as he watched tv.
Realms of Valeron - Chapter 8
She bisected the ferret with a flurry of strikes that reminded roka of late-night infomercials for titanium-bladed juicers. as the last part of the ferret hit the ground, the assassin turned to sycorax and said "sorry i'm late."
Excuses
He didn't know how long he'd been sitting there, though judging by how the television was starting to show infomercials, it had to have been a few hours.
Rubber and Pigskin (Pt. 3)
News, nothing but bad; weather, boring; infomercials, stuff doesn't work; cartoons, stupid nowadays unlike the old ones in the 90's.
The Loraine Files - Washington State #2
Picking up the clicker once more, i dutifully turned the tv back on and resumed the scan of several blocked channels, a slew of infomercials, soap operas, and the same news that's been repeating since 7 am.
Fighting Cage Chapter 1
The hybrid grew infuriated at the consistency of advertisements and infomercials that had nothing to do with fighitng "damn, these money grabbers ain't kiddin' around when it comes t' advertisin' their shit."