Handicapping (Pundamentals 1)
Starting off slowly, a mild groaner for no particular reason. rated "all ages," although there's a slightly bawdy joke at the end of the second paragraph that should still pass muster. glad to re-rate, if need be.
Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!
The punchline for a quick payoff, i turned it into a slightly more descriptive tale, giving the characters just enough substance to divert the reader from the "waiting for the rim-shot" to enjoying a well thought out story that leads to the inevitable groaner
You Conduit!
\>oh well \>at least this one looks like it's made with real lava, somehow \>but what's an even bigger groaner than the lamp is what slips out from the wrapping paper in juitz's frenzied ripping \>a pair of cards from the museum of innovation and discovery