Horfie, the Selective Service Elf

"uh, sir, elves do not huff fairies," interrupted an obese man wearing a false pair of elf's ears. "if you knew anything about video games, you would realize that." steeple was too dumbstruck to retort. "also, i'm not an elf. i'm a vulcan.

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Knowledge isn't Always Good

It was situated in a building where a number of younger elves and half elves were carving patterns on the facing of the building. i hear one of the younger half elves ask, "why are we putting all these things on the building anyway?"

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Dead On Arrival

Even before the current head elf had been born the elves had been passing on the secret of santa claus. part of being the head elf was knowing the secret and what to do when santa claus eventually imploded.

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Saber1

The dark skinned reptile was bowing before the blood elf hunter, it's electric blue eyes glossy with it's loss. the lone elf shook his head, whether in disgust or denial is not sure.

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“Ro’Jo The Mage” A Story inspired by Elder Scroll’s IV: Oblivion

The aragonian barkeep returned and asked if the dark elf would like another. "two bottles of nord mead!" the dark elf ordered. "that will be 10 gold septiems! pay now!"

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The Birth of the White Death

I lunged at the elf, and pulled out my retractable claws and cut along the side of his neck.

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The Unintended Curse Ch18.2

I slightly raised an eyebrow at the elf's words and searched through the lord's mind to the meaning behind the elves words.

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The Replacement

The look of utter shock completely transformed the small elf's face he recognized the reindeer. "no! not donner!" the elf cried in anguish and disbelief.

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lost in the evergreen forest chapter 10 (Caesar weirman & Arca vasnoth)

Leans to whisper in the dogs ear "hmmm nice set you've got there..." the elf ran his hand down the dog's chest the dog blushed furiously and slapped the elf's hand away "ooh feisty" the elf crowed "w..

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The Camp

As he moved his hand to a small vial in his belt, the elves eyes followed, he removed the vials stopper and dropped three drops into the elves throat.

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Servant of Darkness - Ch. 3: The Fragment

Jinn shrugged his shoulders and dismissed the magical shackles holding the elf lord in place. "if you say so." the elf rubbed his wrists and moved his arms to limber them up a bit.

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Aurora: Prologue and Author's Note

She was an elf, for starters; andarri, with the usual trademark grey skin, violet eyes, and glowy white hair of the underground elves. we didn't normally see her kind out in varaz'khor.

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