Drunk
. <3 i think it's rather hilarious that we can only be completely truthful with others when they are drunk.
To Drink is not to Drunk
He wasn't drunk. he never got drunk, he tried once. he was incapable of staying awake long enough.
Drunk like a skunk
In a show of appreciation - he drank them all, and this was how he became as drunk as he might be.
five
#5 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) a woman named cynthia walked into a cabbage. the cabbage smelled funny. and so did cynthia.
three
#3 of drunk work scribblings from fall 2019 (originally written november 18, 2019) "let's play a game." games are funny. board games, video games, sports, and the like. games bring out the competitive nature in some people.
Make Izzy better :3
Hello! Thank you for visiting me in my cell! I've been ordered to spend the remainder of my sentence tied up in my straitjacket inside my padded cell. "So yeah I had another mental breakdown",I say,My Longwave and I decided it would be best to commit...
Diapers & Drunks Ch.1
It took four days, until darren got drunk again.
Diapers & Drunks Ch.3
#3 of diapers and drunks poor darren is having a hard time right now, but is it really all due to his drinking or diapering? or could that be a symptom of... something else?
023 - Prime pt.06
-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -23:42- -Okay we're off to party number Undos, says Sawyer who absolutely was about to say Uno but tried to save it in time and failed. -Oh I didn't hear anything about a second party? Asks Butters. -I mean there wasn't but...
The party! [PART 2]
"buuuurp" luna giggled a little, being sober among drunk people had it's good sides, like the funny things they did. luna looked at the time and said "uh, dude?" a drunk "yeaaaaah?" came from joe.luna then said i gotta go now, see you tomorrow?"
Upset.
Sorry i'm drunk now, more at www.blueemberwrites.com
Hatchlings: Chapter 19
And speaking of that alcohol, i think your mate might be already quite drunk..?' he suggested, looking at three bottles of empty korean alcohol. aidey looked at her mate across the table, and noticed that he indeed looked like he was getting drunk.