Poink, Boink and the epic battle against the Junk Dragon

The wild adventure of poink and boink poink, boink and the epic battle against the junk dragon with the term "adventurer" labeled onto you, you run into some pretty crazy things.

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Electroluxe!, Chapter Two.

\>"i'm taking bets on how long it takes before he starts trying to boink it." vance blurted. \>"shut up vance!" you snapped, linus shrinking in his seat next to you.

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Story Commissions Are Open

I.e., if you tell me you want to see two characters boinking, then i'm going to write a introduction scene giving them reason why they are together leading up to the having sex, unless you otherwise state that all you want is a sex scene.

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Watch Your Backside

With a laugh she straightened up and began her usual primping; getting her hair dried and put up just the way she liked it, picking out the most outrageous "come boink me" outfit, right down to the shoes, specially chosen to match her belt and purse

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OR: Tyrannians

They are the end result of a lot of boinking over the past few eras that won't hesitate to keep that tradition up with their new trotunn friends.

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Counter Earth Chronicles Fallen Empire Chapter 50: Weep For The Future, Weep For Us All (The Other World Part V)

The sights, sounds, smell- even me feeling boris' butt as he boinked my mistress. what was it? it was at that point, i realized my box-cage had opened. had i come out of standby mode again on my own?

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Clueless Season 2: The Ultimate Breakdown (of Ultimate Destiny) (Homecoming Out Part 6)

_ _i wasted penis knows how many times to boink scott to my own pointless insecurities!!_ _that part over the summer where he was talking about trying something 'new and taboo'? he totally wanted to fuck me! how did i not pick up on that?!

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RedTails : The Paddled Princess Chapter 02 - Party Crasher

Why do you think daddy paddled us after our first boinking that you gave me as my ninth birthday present?"

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Merry Christmas you Sack of Shit

The great mad hatter isn't boinking the first slut that walks by? holly shit the east has changed you hasn't it?" "yea, yea, let's just get the gear packed," matt snorted, "by the way, where's eve?" "at the house making food."

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Gate's Open Y'all - Part 2 of 2

Yon boinks their lights out with a karate chop, and the little metal pokemon thunks to the ground with a tiny harmless bounce.

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Let Slip the Hounds of War: Part IV

I couldn't believe how stupid i was being, i'm trying to stay low, while i'm boinking the hottest doctor here. my ears lay flat knowing i wasn't thinking. "yea, i got you sorry."

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