Death Row
Kole was nothing if not professional. He had been for years, and yet it was a jarring lack of professionalism that had gotten him caught. One mistake, just one little slip-up, and years of killing had come to an end. He was no serial killer, no crazed...
Drum Kit
A great grey-and-blue ball of flab pushed against the door, forcing it open just a hint before the paw above it met with the handle and pushed it the rest of the way open. More of the grand sac of adipose flowed on through the opening, clearing the...
Sedentary
The sitting drake sighed softly as he looked out over the small sea of furs in the park around him. His red scales glistened in the sunlight of the morning, the yellow ones on his stomach acting like a golden mirror on his torso. Clad in nothing but...
Last Call
The rhino was swelling. It started out slowly, almost like a feeling that he was getting a little bloated when he waddled drunkenly out of the club for the night. He had noticed that his final drink had tasted rather funny, but he paid it little mind...
The Games We Play
_A long-overdue commission for Redx, who has waited for a few months for me to get this short little thing done. A normal water-inflation story, because I figured a change of pace may be a bit of a good thing for me, and that it worked pretty well...
What's a Pilf?
What's a Pilf? Got this idea when talking to John Lobo, so I figured I would include him in the story since, well, it WAS his idea and all. Enjoy \<3 Pasta, pizza, breaded chicken, roast ham, stew, an assortment of vegetables... Those were just a...
Industrial Accident
Juno groaned aloud as he sat down on the bench in the locker room at his job after he finished changing. It had been yet another rough day at the plant, and he was just exhausted. The drabull was woefully out of shape as it was, and when that was...
Vattened
It had been a very light bump, unintentional and innocent. The grey behemoth probably hadn't even noticed the contact with the smaller, black-and-grey beast that he had tapped with his thick hips. With all of the food that was around, and the sheer...
Never Stops Going Around
_A long-overdue trade with an FA user TrinityLight. Took a lot longer than I had planned to get it done thanks to life just being so crazy and stressful the past few months that I just never had the time or energy to get any writing done. I am back now...
Jogging
_Huff. Huff. Huff._ The jogging german shepherd panted softly as he put one foot in front of the other and propelled himself along the mountainside path which he ran almost daily. Small beads of sweat ran down his fur, accenting his rippling physique...
Beer Me
"Barkeep, beer me!" A blue-and-pink skunk yelled across the crowded bar. Sol, the skunk, knew that it was too early to drink more than one or two at the most, but he had been invited to the brewery for an early brunch with friends, and that did mean he...
Capacity Test
"New animal detected. Scanning," called out an electronic, monotone voice. The voice snapped Ian back to consciousness, making him yawn and stretch out as a red light passed over him. The brown bear had been drinking a little too much the night before...