Back Brush
"Another interview?" Smith immediately realized how insubordinate his yelp had sounded. He raised his chin and smiled. "Thank you very much, Mr. Sergeant. I'm honoured to have this opportunity!" The older wolf gave Smith a patronizing...
Gay Conversion Is Legal In Canada
"Gay conversion" programs are legal in Canada. They should **not** be. They're cruel, dangerous and scientifically invalid. But in Canada, you can get a tax credit for donating to them, (even though at least some of these "programs" are for-profit...
Satin Circus -- Hey Rube!
Satin Circus -- Hey, Rube! by D'Otter "You know that you are on the side of evil!" the young lion screamed. "You named yourselves the Satan Circus!" "Satin Circus," the old bear told a police megaphone. "All our performers are gays and...
Satin Circus -- The Show Must Go On
Satin Circus -- The Show Must Go On by D'Otter "I heard it!" came Speedy's voice over the phone. "Keep it ringing!" "Dial again!" Old Pete growled at Fin. The otter nodded and punched the number into his cell phone with a dull claw tip. Clam...
Heroes of Legend -- The Hardest Part
The mighty sea otter walked slowly into his audience chamber and slumped towards his throne. His crown. little more than a golden band across his brow, hung slightly ajar. He leaned on his trident as he trudged. At last he took his throne. Another...
Tunnels Of Darkness
_ **Author's Note -** My apologies to those expecting squirrels and finding Richardson's Ground Squirrels instead. The keyword selector kept switching "gopher" to "goat" and "rodent" to "robot," both of which were even further off._ _ **FURTHER NOTE...
Two Little Otters
Once there were two little otters living in a hollow tree by a river. They loved to wrestle and chase each other when they weren't catching fish to eat. And when the sun was too bright or the night was too dark, they went into their den in the trunk of...
Talking Gerbils
"Excuse me," said the gerbil, "could we have another carrot please? This one's nearly gone." Mr Smith, the pet store owner, sat down heavily on the floor. The voice hadn't come from one of his smart alec customers after all. It really was the gerbil...
A Cute Fragment
_I was walking around the other day, thinking about stuff and I came up with this. I wrote it down, but I doubt I'll ever have much use for it. I still think it's cute enough to post. FYI, an AA12 is a military-grade, recoil-less, automatic, 12 gauge...