What I would have done on Totodile Day
Okay, so I do have an alligator OC, Nugget Bust from the series "The Critters Lose," which is an unstarted project (notice a theme here?) inspired by my dislike of "Over the Hedge." Nugget Bust is a lazy gator who sometimes goes out to farm but...
Knock at the Door
"see ring makes food for mimic in the morning, where was my food ya lazy bum?" "i asked you if you wanted anything, but nope you went back to snoozing, you lazy ass." he shrugged in a sarcastic tone.
Growing Up Gay In Highschool: Book 1: Freashmen
"hey dude, did you manage to get your lazy ass out of bed" regis laughed.
How To Howl - A Poem
You an' your lazy ass what the fuck, just get it right, right?
All the Little Things Chapter X!
The final copy will hopefully be finished soon if i can get my lazy rear to complete it. it will be cheap to purchase, maybe 6 bucks i'm thinking. it will be a digital download either on amazon or somewhere else.
My Fox
This is from valentine's day and i'm a lazy bum so i'm posting it now. hope you like my poem anyway. ps-if anyone cares i added more to my story called the odd couple. i don't know if it shows up as a new story or not so i'm mentioning it here.
Mew's love Pt.1
Runt get your lazy ass up and get me a beer" jack called. mew got up straight up and flew to the filthy kitchen and got his master a beer. "about time you stupid pokemon" jack yelled looking at him with a angry look on his face.
Simulation realities: The start of the second day
He's a disgusting womanizing lazy bum." popping a sausage in my mouth and swallowing it i said "sounds like high-school, i'll deal with him the same way i dealt with those guys."
A.R.R. PART II
Situating himself upright in his cot- the lazy bum!- he took a deep breath, and recited the scrying incantation. the diamond pulsed wickedly once, moving up darkfyre's arms and throughout his being.
the closet is made for cloths
"hey, lazy ass wake the hell up!" zach then recognized that loud annoying noise; it was his ass of a brother troy.
losing hope ch.5
#11 of losing hope alex's p.o.v my alarm clock rings on my nightstand telling me to get my lazy ass out of bed so, i swing my arm over and push the snooze button i then take a quick peek at my phone. ''oh shit i'm late!
The End and The Beginning - Chapter 1
.** "boy get your lazy arse finished with that ring now, you got classes to head off to" said the old darken skinned dwarf. "yes, master craftsman" the young lighter skinned dwarf shouted back.