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Commander John Shepard kneeled down in the dirt, scanning the object embedded into the soil with his omnitool. Behind him, looking bored as hell, was Urdnot Wrex. The krogan battlemaster leaned against the mako,...
Alliance Navy, Asari Matriarchs, Commander Shepard, Commander Shepard Alliance Navy, Fetch Quest, John Shepard, Liara, Male Shepard, Mass Effect, funny, wrex
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"... _There have been several breeding requests for Grunt... and one for Shepard."_
' **Why the fuck am I even here?'**
John Shepard found that he didn't know the answer to his own question. Maybe it was his...
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