Black Friday

#1 of humor after searching over the internet i found that no one had done the obvious yet for black friday. here are the lyrics for my rebecca black parody, black friday.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter One

"this is black friday, everybody!" pam announced. "you might think you see your friends, your neighbors, or even your own families out there. don't be fooled!

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Two

black friday has come to willy-mart, and justin will have to fight to avoid being devoured by slaughterous shoppers spellbound by stunning celebratory savings...or worse.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter One

Wind the clock back a year, and black friday had been the lowest point in the endless string of low points that had been his life.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Six

So he'd survived black friday and a fall from orbit, only to be crushed by a freaking light fixture? the absurdity of the whole situation would have made him laugh if he weren't about to die. but he never hit the ground.

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voreday a friday pardoy

Original song:friday by rebbca black pardoy:rebbca noms durrrrrrrrrr copyright to rebbca black's friday i did has da permisson credit to rebbca black for singing the worst song ever blah blah

I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter Twelve

That’s sure to be at the top of every little boy’s christmas list—and at the top of every parent’s black friday list!”_ _“today’s parade coverage is brought to you by willy-mart! our employees’ pain is your gain!

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter Twenty Four

In any case, after claiming his third victim, the black friday butcher had fled the scene, and had yet to be found. the entire story made justin feel sick to his stomach, but what choice did they have except to let the world believe it?

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The Life of Petey

Until the first "ginormous-christmas-in-spring-cleaning-boxing-day-black-friday-we-must-be-insane-take-everything-before-we-change-our-minds sale" comes along. after that, things change.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter Twenty One

While the chaos of black friday continued all around them, nobody came within twenty feet of the little white picket fence that had been set up around them. nobody except the line of children.

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Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 9

~~~ i apologize for the delay, but between thanksgiving and black friday weekend, can you really blame me?

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