Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!
A finely-dressed fellow walks into a bar with a wee little bloke sitting on his shoulder. He orders up two, top-shelf, single-malt shots of the finest the house has to offer, hands one to the wee bloke and downs the other himself. After the wee bloke...
OJB: This Bar
This bar, so sadistically wunderbehr. Walls of char, import furniture from afar; Scented of opiate and incense; Since sitting, I lost my sense. With ten pence I can die, Then again in pens, stealing my eye; Fine merchandise; Anything - for a...
Engineering, Part 1
I'm partial neither to bars nor alcohol, although the occasional _aperitif_can be welcome. Properly, the word refers to a dry or fizzy alcoholic beverage (a Sloe Gin Fizz is a good example), although the word has come to mean any alcoholic beverage...
More then just friends lAlcoholics and Gaysl
''actually i have known'' oklain walked over to the small bar set. ''really?'' ''yes'' oklain began to pour a drink for himself. ''sekhais paranoid as usual'' lexiharin sighed. ''o really?
Chapter Two: The Cage
The walls were nothing more than metal bars set into the floor and ceiling, offering no privacy to the occupants. the rest of the cell was fitted stone, though an old and very dirty blanket had been thrown on the floor to offer some small comfort.
09 - Guy to the Rescue, with Some Help
Thom went over to the bar setting up a row of glasses on top. guy opened the box slowly, then placed five coloured smaller boxes on the table. a white one for feli, red for ara, yellow for avia, grey for mami and a black one for cani. 'guy?'
The Room of Rouge
With a wine glass in my hand, set it atop the bar followed by grabbing the ingredients and mixed it in a shaker. with all the contents in the shaker, began to shake it. the whole time, ms.
A Twist of Life Part 4 of ?
The bedroom had a light blue carpeting in it with a walk-in closet set into the wall shared with the bathroom. instead of a central light, there were light bars set into the corners of the ceiling. the walls were a sterile white. "w-well...
Hold me Close, Don't let go -preview-
There was a bar set up against the farthest wall from the door. the majority of the furs seemed to have gathered there, constantly pestering the poor bartender, who i assumed to be mr. dean brougheart, for new drinks and refills.
Homecoming Dance
Jesse gave them a dirty look as he passed by, heading as inconspicuously as possible to the substitute bar set up on one side.
Some Night
Typical bar setting, it was playing some baseball game. i love baseball and all, but its kind of boring to watch. when i turn back to dylan, he has two beers in paw. he gives one to me, and opens the one for him.
A boy and a dragon a tail of two friends #15
Chapter 15 i didn't like being kidnapped it was even worse the second time this time now i was being held captive somewhere, i looked around at the rough stone walls and what looked to be metal bars set into stone, i was sitting on a very uncomfortable stone
I'm not a Kitten
There was a bar set up against the farthest wall from the door. the majority of the furs seemed to have gathered there, constantly pestering the poor bartender, who i assumed to be mr. dean brougheart, for new drinks and refills.
Briar Ch 2
It's warm inside, and we'll get'cha somet to eat and drink," she said, gesturing them inside as she made her way back to the main bar, setting the cask on a wooden stand atop the bar before she got to work, weaving her theater of concocting potions for the
The Big Break
Everyone picked up their stuff and brought it into the bar, setting up on the small stage that was provided.