Mrs. Claws (ADHG)

Story by PapaDelta on SoFurry

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A suspicious polar bear anthro shows up outside a guys window and claims to want to show him some Christmas cheer. I'm not apologizing for the incredibly stupid coke joke.

~1500 words


>Anon it's me! Santa's wife! Mrs. claws! You should let me in!

>...

>Get it? Claws? Ha ha...

>...

>Oh come on, I have some presents he forgot to give you on christmas. Just let me in and I'll give them to you! That one thing you really wanted is in a bag right next to me.

>...

>You don't even have to let me in, just crack open the window and I'll hand them to you. I wouldn't want to let a draft into your house, I know how easily you humans get cold haha.

>...

>Dude come on, it's impolite to keep a guest waiting outside like this. I'm freezing out here! Okay, not really, but it is really cold and getting dark. You should let me in before a yeti or something tries to eat me.

>...

>*CRASH*

>Oh no! It looks like one of those gosh darn reindeer just threw a rock into your window and snow is coming in! Don't worry anon I'm coming through the window right now! Just hold on for a few more seconds and I'll save you from freezing to death! Just snuggle up and we can share our body warmth, we might be able to survive the night if we stick together.

>You watch in terror as the big burly bear woman tumbles through your window, her limbs and claws a blur as she lands on her belly

>One question races through your mind as you see her slowly get up and brush some broken glass off of her bone white fur

>Who was this woman and why did she want to cuddle you against your will so fucking badly?

>After brushing the last of the glass off of her coat she looks up to meet your gaze, pitch black eyes staring right through you

>"Anon, you're already shivering! Just come over here so I can warm your furless little body up!"

>She holds her arms out inviting you to a hug

>"Ah!" You girlishly scream before shutting the door and bolting into the hallway

>You hear her muffled shout through the closed door

>"Anon! You're clearly suffering from hypothermia and not thinking straight! Just let me help you!"

>Not thinking straight? Hypothermia? You're pretty sure the piping hot adrenaline filled blood pumping through your veins was a good indicator that you weren't freezing to death

>As you run through the hallway you turn your head behind you to see her furry white muzzle poking through a slowly opening door

>Anon you idiot! Why didn't you lock it!?

>Maybe if you can just get to the...Yes! That was it! That's how you were going to get rid of her!

>You sprint to the kitchen and open your fridge, looking for a particular brand of soda

>Grape soda? No. Orange? No. Ginger ale? No! Why the hell is your fridge so damned disorganized?!

>Your eyes finally spot a bright red can in the back of the fridge practically hidden amongst all the other food items

>You reach your arm all the way back and finally grab the ice cold beverage

>Just in time to see the bear woman hurtling towards you down the hall

>You rush to the front door and begin unlocking it, a frigid blast of cold air and snow enters your house the second you open your house to the elements

>The bear woman finally reaches your location and stops a few steps from you, the incredibly worried look on her face laying bare a deep concern about your well being

>She puts a pleading paw out

>"Anon please! Don't go out there! You'll freeze to death in seconds! You have so much to live for!"

>You hold the red can of coke out in front of you

>"Hey! Polar bear lady! You like coke right? Well go get some!" You throw the can out into the white blanket outside your house

>You eagerly wait in anticipation for your bait to work. After all, if there was one thing coca cola commercials taught you it was that the sugar filled beverage was irresistible to polar bears

>If they didn't like it then why were polar bear anthros on so many advertisements for it?!

>The worried look on the bear woman's face turns to annoyance as she crosses her arms

>"You actually thought that would work, didn't you?" She sternly inquires.

>Shit.

>"No…" You sheepishly lie

>"Yes you did."

>No point arguing now

>"Okay. I did. Now what? You gonna eat me? Steal my stuff? Torture me? Why the hell did you break into my house lady?"

>"I just wanted to keep you warm."

>"Keep me warm? Why would I need help keeping warm when I live in a house with a working furn-“

>The lights in your house flicker and die, you and the bear now only lit by the dim blue light coming through your windows

>"That's why you little hairless ape. Blizzard coming through tonight and I knew you would lose power eventually. Couldn't let my new husband freeze to death now could I?"

>You blink in disbelief before responding

>"Your new what?"

>She takes a few steps closer to you, eventually moving between you and the open doorway

>"I said…"

>She slams the door shut, the cold winds outside now replaced with her warm breath as she leans in closer to you

>"…my new husband. I'm the only one of my litter that hasn't yet taken a mate."

>That just makes the situation even more confusing!

>"So? You can't just break into someone's house and claim some dude as your own! That's illegal!...Right?"

>She laughs

>"Oh anon! Didn't you know that polar bears are on the endangered anthro list? The law gives me special privileges that make it easier to bring more cuddly squirming little cubs into the world. Including the ability to take a mate practically whenever I want, however I want, with whoever I want." She smugly states.

>Guess this is what you get for moving to a country with a mostly anthro population, damn laws always giving the furred kind special treatment

>She moves in front of you and smushes your head into her chest, her soft white fur does a surprisingly good job of taking your mind off of the whole breaking and entering and forced marriage situation

>You can feel her paws on your back holding you tight against her, long claws scraping your back as she occasionally shifts her grip

>You feel the warm air exiting her nose as she brings her muzzle right next to your ear

>"Feel warm anon?" She whispers

>You nod your head up and down against her chest, no point resisting now

>"Good, good", she coos, “now show me where your bed is so we can share body heat for the rest of tonight. Can you do that for me?"

>Once again you shake your head

>She tenderly releases you from her embrace and sticks a paw out, clearly wanting you to guide her

>You take her sizable paw and obediently lead her to your bedroom, as you move through the house it becomes clear that with the power out the temperature is dropping rapidly, hell you're already starting to see your breath with every exhale

>When you open the door to the bedroom she releases her grip and walks ahead of you towards the bed, tearing off the covers and climbing onto the mattress

>You look on as she squirms around on your sheets, eventually finding a position that agreed with her large soft body

>Laying on her side she motions for you to come closer with a clawed finger

>You step to the edge of the bed but stop hesitantly

>If you get on that bed there's no turning back, soon she'll pound your pelvis to dust, scent mark you, maybe even give you a few love bites to make it clear as day you've been claimed by a fearsome and protective ursine

>Seeing your hesitation she pats the space in front of her inviting you to lay down

>Well, you are pretty cold, she is pretty warm, and who are you to actively harm the chances of polar bear anthros getting off the endangered anthro list?

>You climb onto the bed and lay down on the space she indicated, you turn your head to her

>"Well I guess this is the part where we-“

>She cuts you off

>"Sleep, it's been a long day and I'm tired after chasing you through the house. We can get to the fun stuff tomorrow, my new mate."

>She reaches an arm over you and squeezes her furry body up and over yours, practically covering you with a svelte blanket of bear warmth

>Ya, there was no way in hell you were going to freeze to death tonight

>Fully resigned to your new fate, you settle in for a long sleep