How to Witness Your Hedgehog Boyfriend Getting Hit in the Funnies
Mochi finally gets that sequel to this video done: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z8OKmFAzd5Y
"Wait! Are we actually doing this? Are we finally getting our own story about my favorite boyfriend getting hurt in the funnies!?"
Latte looked up at the title Mochi was going on about, clearly not impressed. "Yeah, not gonna happen."
"Oh come on, it's the title, it never fails." Mochi insisted. "Besides, can't disappoint the point of this _entire _anthology; you being male is just _too _funny an opportunity to pass up."
"Wasn't this supposed to be made into a YouTube Short or something?" Latte asked skeptically.
"Yeah, but you know our hooman," Mochi said, "Never can get those videos edited. Plus, I hear his phone is out of memory, so, I guess we're getting a story in the Official Anthology! Maybe we'll get an adaptation."
"I wouldn't count on it," Latte said, still not buying it.
Mochi turned to the readers, heeding Latte no mind, "As you can see, today's episode is: How to Witness Your Hedgehog Boyfriend Getting Hurt in the Funnies." She giggled at the last word.
"Yeah, I'm not doing this," Latte said walking away.
"Wait!" cried Mochi after him, "You don't want to be the first male in this entire anthology to not get hurt in the funnies!"
"Sounds like a plan to me," Latte said.
"He's totally getting hurt in the funnies," Mochi told the readers.
"1: Standing on the wrong side of a seesaw!"
Somehow Latte wound up standing over a seesaw, facing away, his back legs positioned over the lower side.
Suddenly, an anvil fell out of the sky, headed straight for the uplifted side of the seesaw opposite.
"Yeah, uh, I am not going to stand over a seesaw like this." Latte stated, fully aware of the danger of his situation.
Latte took a step forward removing himself from over the seesaw entirely; the anvil landed on the seesaw, springing the other side of the seesaw up behind him, missing him in the funnies entirely.
"Oh doodles," Mochi exclaimed disappointed.
"2: Laying on his back, when an anvil suddenly falls out of the sky!"
Latte inexplicably lay on his back, when suddenly, an avail fell out of the sky, headed straight for him.
CRASH!
The anvil landed on the ground, missing his funnies by inches.
"Woah, that was close," Latte observed. Then he curled up into a ball and rolled away.
"Doodles again!" Mochi grumbled.
"3: Tumbling down the side of a cliff!"
Latte and Mochi found themselves tumbling down the side of a cliff at unstoppable speeds.
"How did we even get up here!" Latte cried.
"Look out! Rock!" Mochi cried.
Latte missed the rock entirely. Mochi slammed down on it instead, tiny little hedgehog legs hanging on either side of it.
"At least I'm not a boy," Mochi groaned, whole body clinching inward. "Ooh, right in the Girlies!"
"Well, I guess you have it, How to Not See Any Hedgehog Boyfriends Getting Hit in the Funnies. So much for a perfect Anthology Collection."
"Kind of works for me," Latte said, standing a bit off behind her in the background.
BWOOT!
The younguns off in the nearby park had kicked the soccer ball, hard and clear.
BWOOT! 2
It sailed right through Latte's back legs, hitting him hard.
"UGGGGGHHHHH!" Cried Latte, grabbing at himself with his itty-bitty Hedgehog paws.
Mochi spun around at his voice.
"It happened! Oh my gosh it happened!" Mochi giggled.
Latte curled up and writhe-rolled in agony.
"So that is_ _what balls feel like," Latte observed agonizedly.
"You mean soccer balls, right?" Mochi snickered.
Latte only managed a very informative moan of response.
"So there you have it," Mochi announced proudly, turning to the reader, "How to witness your adorable hedgehog boyfriend getting hit in the funnies! It never fails!"
Latte just gave a groaning response.