Q for Quicksand
And well, i would make a pun, but i think the story speaks for itself. marc was sinking. it was slow, deliberate almost, and yet he was sinking down into the goo steadily.
Grayson 1
This leaves me with no excuses other than the damnable statutory rape laws of the common law, which i and so many other species would still consider crap, but it also gives me a comfortable "out" (the puns are unceasing today).
Sapphire Transition: Chapter 2
We're so sorry about that, didn't think it would knock you out cold, no pun intended." layne chuckled a bit, though she shivered, "n-not a problem.
Looking To The Stars: Episode 00 (Getting the job)
Daichi: all of the jokes, gags, sick puns, and dumb ideas were all thought up right off the bat.
A Virtual Wish, Chapter Two
A plate of food is placed under my nose and i wolf it down--pun intended, thank you--and rinse my plate in the sink. "i'm gonna go sink now, mom."
Piercing the Swordsman: Chapter 4
"oh, did you not intend to pun on 'spot'," the dog asked, indicating his own darker navy colored patches. the king chuckled, "no, no." oru shrugged. "all right. what's the issue?" the lion explained what had happened.
Second Chances : Chapter 4
He is a loyal person but is a little hard to deal with at times, with his immature sense of humor and intense love of terrible puns sometimes you just want to smack him in the face.
Revenge of The Nerds - Ch2: GET THE @#$% OUT!!
Well, tonight's crazy stunt was going to be something these party animals (no pun intended) would wish to forget. "hey! hey dude! check this out man!"
Love and Pain chapter 14
(no pun intended) she changed into her lightweight full body armor and grabbed favorite weapon which happened to be a black dragon naginata. out of all the dragon lords venus was the best when it came to fighting with weapons.
Some Night
A few more oddjobs and this bar stays afloat (pun intended) just by the regulars. me, on the other hand, i come here once a month just to soak up the atmosphere. i don't drink a lot, maybe a beer, and if i'm feeling extra dangerous a pina colada.
End Of Our Worlds? Not today Chapter 01
Goofy visibly cringe at the pun and answers. "i don't know why, but you know him, probably invented a new weapon for his own arsenal or something, he loves sharing what he discovers and creates."
Clean-Up on Aisle 1
This led the wolf to think about puns regarding the debutante's balls, but he was trying to wean himself from the cheap shots.