From darkness to light ch 2: the domino effect
He has a stare almost as powerful as mine, one that'll make a preacher say 'hail satan!'. rumor has it if you stand behind him and scream 'heil hitler' he'll salute. but you'll get expelled on the spot. we took our seats, facing each other.
The Sun Long Set on Amazon/Bonus Content Announcement!
Monroe froze, still wearing his non-preacher clothes. he had a paper to write, and he didn't want to hear-- they stood next to the computer, monroe realized.
Return to Vassalized Earth: An Unremarkable Day
Regulian orphans were forced out of a shelter with the words, “foreclosed," on it, a vulpeculan with a pinprick thin and long nose spreading her legs while the names of various sexually trasmitted diseases were surrounding her vagina; and lastly, a procyonid preacher
Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down
Wesha hayden served the purpose of the crazy preacher that says god made zombies that now legally has to be in every zombie apocalypse story. she blamed lgbt and abortions, so she was going to get yelled at and head-slammed a lot.
Gildedtongue's Story, Chapter 2
Gildedtongue continued hir struggle to not groan and rub hir temples in agony, but rather attempted to move this statement to something relevant, "yes, priests, preachers, rabbis, clerics, and all holy men need plenty of public speaking skills.
Anthro Revelations
The preacher was shocked to see an anthro in the middle of the room, "open the valves!" the scientist called out, darren watched as the valves in the room opened but nothing happened.
Heaven and Hell: The Hero From Limbo Ch. 1
People require a preacher to lure them into the bright, warm cathedral light shining from a mosaic window while a disciplined gospel choir hums and sings with an overbearing echo of holiness.
Andre
Heck, they were baptists, a branch of christianity, and that religion started from judaism when a nice jewish boy found out he was special and the thirty-year-old preacher got nailed to a tree for saying let's all be nice to each other!
Heaven and Hell: The Hero From Limbo Ch. 2
Your father was a great preacher on earth. obviously you took part of the family business." bruce jogged toward solomon with helplessly unavoidable curiosity. he was intrigued and yet disturbed by his lack of knowledge about his father's past.
Omake 4: Our Friendly Game
The characters in this story (except the oc-insert) are © chalodillo **omake 4: our friendly game** **beta-reader: ant0nius** little davin preacher was… bored.
Rumination
I know that if things play out like my old teachers and preachers and friends' parents say, i'm going to some place called hell. but the kitsune, lady-haired, nine-tailed fox that she is, will not stop smiling. and neither will my old neighbor.
You Are Mine
Why do choirs dress like televangelist preachers? why do pop singers make horrible life choices?" "who knows. you could take a course on it, i'm sure." "i'd never get in. not here." "you're iq is through the roof, max.