Just don't start painting me as some super hero that i'm not. if you want a mighty hunter, i've got a couple of them on speed-dial, and only one of them's married."
"what?"
Dog, Lion, Reptile, Sci-Fi, Story, Wolf
Ted had never heard of that particular super hero. the father mimed the words again, exaggerating the mouth movements and pointing to ted's lap. "under bear? oh, never mind. you'll love it, i'm sure. next!"
Christmas, Clean, Polar Bear, Reindeer
Even if the planets aligned and some kind of prey super-hero came upon the little squirrel being munched by a dog, it would be completely impossible for them to even be seen now, rendering that outlandish fantasy defunct before it even really had a chance
Dog, F/M, Squirrel, Vore (soft)
Whatever the cause, she had little choice here but to step up and spring into action like a half assed super hero. she did a quick mental calculation and separated the group into runners and brawlers.
Comedy, No-Yiff, Romance, Sci-Fi, mad scientist