Pink Handed

The cat never stood a chance when he entered the house. There was something about the house, and about the owner which he had overlooked when he was scoping the place out. It was no small thing either, this was something fairly large. He hadn't seen it...

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Mail Order Snacks

Tach stood in his doorway rather confused. The lynx hadn't ordered anything, not a thing, and yet there was a box sitting on his front steps. It was a small box with no markings, no return label, and simply "Tach" in bad handwriting on top of it. It...

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Tundra

There was absolutely nothing to look at but rocks, snow, ice, and broad swathe of trees. The island was bare of all life too from the looks of things, with nary a track or a path in sight. The whole place looked to be pretty small too, and probably...

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Humble Hero

Rovest never expected what had become of him. He had expected the fame, he had expected the praise, and he had expected just about everything that had come his way throughout his journey and upon his return back to his hometown. What he hadn't...

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Yokozuna

Shard was stuffed. The Cheshire cat rubbed lazily at his stomach, a stifled belch rolling out of his muzzle as his blue-padded paws roamed the surface of his expansive, white stomach which rested heavily both on, and over his thighs. His bare stomach...

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Stay Puffed

Silver hated the outdoors most of the time. There were bugs, there were spiders on top of that, and then there was the wood shavings, the mud, and just so many other things that the canine didn't even want to think about. He was a chubby city dog, and...

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Backyard Bursting

Drake was well beyond hungry, famished, or even ravenous; his need to feed was some new word altogether. The rolling pile of fat and German Shepherd had woken up just _hungry_for some reason, and it was far worse than he could remember. Maintaining his...

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Food Alert

"This is Food Alert, how may we help you?" The cheery, thickly-accented voice coming through the speaker across the room sounded as though an angel itself had entered the beached raccoon's life. All it had taken was lazily smearing a paw along the...

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Branching Out

_Here it is: 51981 words of pain, sweat, and tears that I poured out over the course of 24 days to not only validate myself as a writer, but to make sure that I could even continue down the path to getting better at it. I... I don't know how this...

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Adding X's

Cursing under his breath, Dillon gave one more tug to his ill-fitting pants, his paws struggling to hold onto the straining material that was currently stuck just beneath the curve of his rear. He had worked the pants up his legs alright, though...

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Waking Up

Kane was always a sound sleeper. Mac had known this for a long time, but that never stopped the Clydesdale from trying to get into the house by knocking before going for the key. Of course, going for that key was something of a challenge for the horse,...

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Fair Tales

"Are you sure you really want to challenge _me_, the God of Gluttony, to anything even passively related with eating? I mean, I know you're pre-" "No powers for either of us, and first one to stop eating loses. I'd say that's fair." "No eating the...

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