The Story of I-Am, the creation story of the Thirteen Children of Power

I'll be putting more of the story up as i go along, and i'm hoping this will help to get my lazy behind to finish the story. ((translators note: this was translated from a badly damaged, hand written manuscript found bound inside of another book.

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Journey Forward

I squat next to her and yell an inch from her ear, "get your lazy ass off the ground and act your gods be damned age. they are not going to wait for you to decide to 'get with the program' girl.

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Juryokine: Chapter One

That lazy bum dropped out months ago. probably living in his daddy's house, complaining that he had to lift a finger to summon his servant." "even still," wayli snapped, giving him another punch on the arm.

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A Settled Heart: Part 3

He could have benefited from a few more hours of sleep, but he worked in an hour and a half, so he dragged his lazy butt out of bed and went to shower.

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Glass Hearts, II

"lazy ass over here's mentioned you a couple times." he jabbed a thumb towards ken as he laughed. "thanks, dad," ken said, unimpressed by the older man's sense of humor. "and i'm not lazy!"

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The Big Sister Part Six: Reunion

"up you lazy bum! you asked to speak to the baron, well now get yer arse up!" a feminine voice would come from above. as she would try to stand up and rub her eyes, her vision would dilate revealing it to be none other than sherly periwinkle.

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Toni’s Diary Entry #9 - Knowing Your Place

"i'm fucking tired of his lazy ass." "i'm gonna beat him the fuck up if he does nothing tonight again." and that's when i snapped. nobody threatens toni q. mcalister and gets away with it.

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wander ~ Chapter 7

, which usually served as a cue for me to get my lazy ass up.

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Chapter 1

"get your lazy butt up now, or or you'll have to train in the afternoon after it's hot outside." that certainly got her going, and after a quick breakfast we were on the road. i guess i should introduce myself.

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Chapter 7: Lost and Found

"wake up you lazy bum." she said as she shook him. "mmmmm....i'm awake...." he muttered. "well you sure don't look like it. stand up.....we have to get going."

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Green Tea Cup Six

"hey i only had to do that like one time.....it's not my fault that the lazy ass wasn't doing his job right." ruth said smiling and poking her tongue out at her son.

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Iros; Day 1

Keep in mind i've been up since six o'clock this morning waiting on her lazy ass. of course i was quick to let her know the real score on the matter. "you know i'm not afraid of leaving your ass to fend for yourself." i pointed out.

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