The King's Company: Prologue
"tobias potter, arrested in a fit of rage by the guard captain for, ehem, sleeping with his wife."
Bonding of the Wands
Once more i own nothing of harry potter the only thing i clam is the events of this story which came from my own twisted mind.
Fenris' Inferno Chapter 1: Skritch
"heyya man, miss hansel still riding you about sleeping in class," his british accent adding a bit of class each word, reminiscent of harry potter.
Alex, Snow and Tyrin replace Harry, Dumbledore and Voldemort in this epic scene taken from the movie and changed to be furry :D
"we'll meet again, potter!" he shouted as he disappeared. the ministry squirrel gasped just as voldemort disappeared. "he's back..." he whispered to himself * * * end * * *
Everyday Life, Part 2
He decided to pick out another book for his own entertainment, finally deciding on the first harry potter, an old classic that had been in every child's heart since the 1990s.
Things vaginas are called
Lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter
Victorian Murder Mystery
"i've never seen a werewolf, sir," said leftenant potter. "and you still haven't." "sir?" "a werewolf is a human that takes on a wolfish shape.
A New Life in a New Body: The Accident
I had the scar when i woke up, damn it looked like harry potter's scar. my family made the reference, god i hate them for that." "so after i went down to the church around near there, after they let me out.
Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!
Jem asked the real estate agent, some effeminate-looking red-with-orange-spots gecko with a suit-and-tie with a metrosexual pride armband and a posh british accent, wearing harry potter glasses. "oh, that's quite simple.
Of Magenta and Chocolate
A fanfiction story inspired by the comic beatrix potter by taral wayne and steve gallicci. tick. tick, tack, tick.. was the sound of her feet on the concrete. she wasn't wearing shoes as far as she knew but it sounded like it.
The Leaves of Fall Act 3: Something That Matters (Part 6)
\>you internally wince \>you can hear your inner elitist yelling: \>'who, past the age of 12, reads harry potter?'
The three brothers and the dragon
The three brothers are inspired by the peverell brothers from harry potter.