We Didn't Start The Fire (for Rydia)
Josh Parin, Iris Wei, Ethan Parker, James and Chey Jeremy, Aria, Yui Lee--your friends Life is shitty, down your beer, 14 pills, knives and tears Upside down and inside out, "can my life just end?" Mlapecaf, join my cult, Weirdo Squad, rage and...
Let's Hit The Road 2 - A Not So Serious House
The corridors seemed to stretch into eternity, with very little indication as to where they went, like a labyrinth of madness. Literally even. Their first objective was to get their clothes and weapons back, Sam still robed in a straitjacket along with...
...And Action!
**...And Action!** "Hoskins!? How can you be working with Lockwood!?" Owen Grady exclaimed. Behind him was the "daughter" of the Lockwood family patriarch, Maisie Lockwood. The burly man laughed from the balcony opposite the duo. The dim lighting in...
Mini Mice Meals
The ambiance of the supermarket, Julia decided, was utterly unique compared to any place she was used to visiting. Hundreds of unique sounds made by chattering people, metallic...
The Nine Circles of Hell at a Furry Con
Although the average furry convention can be Heaven to most, for the ill-prepared, it can be Hell on Earth to endure. Abandon all hope ye who enter a convention center without knowing what awaits them on the...
The Wolves of Gryning: Chapter 20
It shimmered and opened in front of her, and from the split in the water rose a figure like a deadbeast; arms splayed outward and outwardly rotting, jaw a loose parody of a broken chandelier; and then flames consumed the deadbeast and she closed her eyes,
Three Bears
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Goldypadlocks. She was very unlike the character we know today; cruel and unkind, Goldypadlocks, or Lockpic as she preferred to be called, was a thief. Lockpic loved to collect shiny things. She would...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 5
CHAPTER 5: IN ONE EAR, OUT THE OTHER "OOF! OW! D'OH! URK! OUCH!" I yelled in pain, making a very rough-and-tumble crash-landing inside the enormous robot's left ear canal. "Well, I don't see any wax in here whatsoever..." "INTRUDER ALERT!" the...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 2
CHAPTER 2: DIGGING FOR GOLD IN THE SHOWER The next day, I decided to play an extremely idiotic yet downright hilarious prank on King for comedy relief's sake. After he took his shower, I took my shower and stayed in the shower with the water...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 4
CHAPTER 4: WAR OF THE WORDS Back at the orphanage, we got all of our stuff together and prepared for the Doctor's uprising. I got my metal baseball bat and a garbage-can lid, and King got his lightsaber. All of the other 48 Mimigas in our army...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 3
CHAPTER 3: THE DOCTOR LOVES CHILDREN Arriving at Building 122004, we hopped off of our motorcycles and went in. "Hello, we would like to book an appointment with the Doctor." I explained. "By appointment, do you mean interview?" the lobby...
The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened
Back to the story at hand, this is a strange mishmash parody of the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe as well as lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events. at least, it was intended to be.