The Final Decision! (It works!)
I thought to myself, 'chris, you jackass.' and adjusted my seat to it's regular position. the key went perfectly into the ignition, and the car revved up.
Tony the Tamer - September Rule 34 Story #1 (Teaser)
Why not just pre-cast headlines reading "urine epidemic sweeps the nation - pranks putting jackass to shame"?" the group stared at each other confused. tony rolled his eyes and elaborated.
Can't Take My Eyes Off You Ch. 5 (Seigi)
_is that jackass of a father right?_ my vision started to blur with tears as my speed kept climbing. suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, i saw what looked like a deer running, and i swerved to miss it.
Scars Ch. 4
"i heard what happened man, what jackass did that to you?" "it's a long story," i said. "patrick...there's something i have to tell you." "what?" patrick asks. "well um...it's hard to explain," i said, nervously.
My Story - Chapter 2
jackass. "well command i recommend we drop a tac nuke asafp! i've just discovered enough bomb making materials in just two out of many trucks to make at least ten or more large nukes." this ought to get their attention now damnit.
Drako's wish, A dragons tale
"jin i'm your brother, your flesh and blood, are you going to let some jackass tell you how it is or are you going to listen to me and come back!" i thunder. jin whimpered before me. "but i can't, gazer put a spell on me. he's controlling me now.
Deer fight
It's always you who rips into me, jackass!" "oh, really!" inge blared as he rose from his seat, "you just humiliated me and now you have the audacity to say that? fuck off!" kjell got up soon after. "you're the one who said that nonsense!
Toni's Diary Entry #2 - The Key to Success
Me, being the little jackass i am, said, "it would probably end with the key being shoved up your butt." the girls busted out laughing, but only after dj agreed with me.
No Frills: Maundrill
He appreciated the same qualities in other people so avoided jackasses.
Chapter 12 - The Rescue
"or perhaps he's simply a jackass who thinks no one is dealing with anything similar to what he deals with." eventually the three finally made it onto the forested road that would lead them back to the mansion.
Looking To The Stars: Episode 01 (Our first interview)
Of course i'm a bird you jackass! all three: 4th wall! alexander: \*groan\* taiga: heh.... anyway... one of us needs to buy some food for the week. alexander: i am not doing it this time. let's flip a coin for it.
The Same Heartbeats Chapter 1
"knock it off rick, he's not in the mood" shouts to the bullies "these is between the queer and me, it's none of your buisness...teacher's pet" "the professors like me because unlike you, i'm a respectful student...and not a jackass that throws paperballs