Spooky Wifwolf (WIFWOLF)
\>Walk into your bedroom \>Turn the lights off \>Do a comically exaggerated yawn and loudly proclaim to no one in particular "Oh man I sure am sleepy, can't wait to hit the hay. I sure hope there aren't any scary monsters under my bed haha" \>Jump...
Porcupine Cuddler (ADHG)
\>Porcupine girl loves humies, all her friends are professional cuddlers, decides to enter the cuddling market despite being totally inexperienced \>Her very first customer just so happens to be one of these professional reviewers \>He suggests they...