Not Funny
"you're a ship that tells bad jokes," grinned lemurr. "i have genuinely learned your language in half a minute, to craft terrible humour for you. also, seriously, to say hello and wish you well.
Halloween in Sandspur
I considered it one hell of a bad joke. it was 5 p.m. halloween day. soon, ight would fall and the murders would begin. but i needed to find the motel first.
Last of My Kind Chapter 2
I don’t know about you, but i’m waiting for the punchline to this bad joke so i can go home.” he glanced at sasha and realized she was one of those “weird lizard people”. > > sasha said nothing, but her grip had tightened on the steering wheel.
No Light to be Seen: Chapter 19
Darkrai felt both his allies power up as he heard them move to his side "so what's our next move considering you are a little...shorthanded" both the duo laughed like idiots at the man's bad joke. he didn't...
Chapter 2. The Memory
It was a bad joke. will you forgive me aky?" i asked with pleading eyes. "no!" "oh come on. please?"
Aurora Borealis - Beneath Northern Lights
This ominous craving inside of him, this shapeless desire that urged him to the north pole... at first he had suspected harlequin, thought it to be one of her bad jokes, but that was not the truth he was feeling.
The Lords of Elemestara (prolog)
Its a little more action oriented than some of my other works, but the yiff, fun, and increadably bad jokes r in there for u, my readers, to find. this prolog is not yet rated...
Chimera - Chapter 12
It could only be a bad joke. "you're really serious?" "really serious." "listen, it won't be feasible, 'cause i don't have the look, or the charisma, or the teacher's patience." "oh jack, how can you know if you didn't even try?!"
Final Hope
It was like a bad joke. why would the council think they would be good for this mission? he knew they only sent him because he was, technically, one of them.
Chapter 2 - The Last Day
I thought about all of us sitting, laughing at bad jokes in three hours' time. everything was going to go smoothly and perfectly until we went to sleep tonight. i checked my watch: 3:25.
The Strange Pokemon in the Wilds Ch. 3
"ok wait wait that was just a bad joke! i'm sorry alright i just, i mean come on.. i'm only one man! i don't have any control over myself i admit it, i'm a victim of circumstance!"
The Simple Things. Chapter Nineteen.
I would've laugh and waved you off at the bad joke. and yet here i was with...well my boyfriend, richard, no less! a man i had only known a couple of days really and yet had done more with him than some of my previous, far longer, relationships. now?