What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Fourteen
“it’s…it’s a pun.” “no it isn’t. a pun would be-” “never mind.” she turned away, shaking her head. “a saddle would take far too long, anyway. so i’m just going to have them rig up a sort of, harness for now, in case i…well….you know.” “fall?”
Starfall: Chapter 8: Home Sweet Home
Oh, god that's so bad of a pun it's painful.' shaking his head at it, mark ignores the station and walks on. half a block later the roar of racing engines sends him into some shrubbery.
End Of Our Worlds? Not today Chapter 01
Goofy visibly cringe at the pun and answers. "i don't know why, but you know him, probably invented a new weapon for his own arsenal or something, he loves sharing what he discovers and creates."
Stray Werewolf: Afternoon Wolf Chill
“was that a wolf pun? shake it off?” he shook his body, as if drying off his fur, which made teagan burst out into laughter. “hahaha! you are just… no, i wasn’t doing a pun.” but still she grinned.
Chris-tal Ball (Anthro Gardevoir TF/TG) [GIFT]
Yes i am proud of that pun title. sue me. chris was sitting at his home studying hard. finals were coming up and he wanted to be sure that he'd ace them with flying colors.
Spirit Bound: Chapter 137
The tone of his voice gave warning that some dreadful puns were in the offing. "poppy, i did_knot_ need to hear that. are you _tying_ to make people ill?
World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."
the love of a horse
"and your asking me out, no need to beat the bush just say it, and no pun intended." "so..."
Bahamut's Light: Chapter 21
Veledar replied, letting krotos subject the man to a solid few minutes of nothing but the worst puns that he ever did hear.
Assurance..
I wolfed down the lot, no pun intended. "better?" he asked. "yeah, thank you." "no problem, babe," he replied. he leaned over and kissed me. he broke the gentle kiss and whispered, "mmm, you smell like lavender pancakes now."
Smoke Break
Her laughter returns threefold as she appreciates her terrible pun for the both of them. thomas continued to admire the craftsmanship of the knife, hands running across the leather bound hilt, finding no glues or other sealants.