Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 51

So just -" "_i'm not talking about the house, you moron!_" banno roared, making them all jump. "i'm talking about _me_! i can't leave her all alone outside of _me!_" this was ludicrous. "and how do you plan on getting her inside you!?"

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 85

Hell, it was so moronically simple it could be set off by a single shivering fox yanking on a rope.

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Welcome Back to Cappuccinos! Part 20

"that's because i'm not an moron, sam. i've known i was adopted since i was six. i had black fur, red eyes a red mohawk, and golden fleshy bits and claws? i didn't look anything like them." "fair enough." "this is anything but fair."

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Drac Ch1

'what are you, a moron?' the driver growled. 'hurry up!' 'relax, will you?' dienza shook his head and scoffed. 'fine i'll do it now. come get it.'

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Protect and Serve.txt

Now, i'm no moron. i new damn well that that warehouse had special zoning permits for excessive noise and the only neighbors were businesses run only during the day.

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Damn pirates!

There was only a couple of them who weren't morons. when i got away from the guards i slumped against a wall panting hard, my tongue was lolling out as far as it would. in my head i knew i would get sick later, but i counted my blessings.

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Electroluxe!, Chapter Three.

\>either way, staring like a drooling moron at an empty box isn't going to solve your problem. \>you plod over to your mudroom window, pushing the dusty curtain out of the way to take a careful look up and down your block.

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Chapter 7 - Mechanical Mayhem

"more reasons you're a dim witted moron you dim witted moron," said demos calmly. "hey! don't demote me from 'you dim wit'!" snapped gilbert as the shaking stopped. "amazing!

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Let's Hit The Road 2 - A Not So Serious House

I can just run off right now and leave you morons to get killed here!" "well i thought you had some kinda conscience," theorised sam.

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How should I know? Chapter 12: To keep going?

'big moron...' i've heard that from somewhere. i decided to ignore my own rule and talk to the woman. "hey do i know you from somewhere?" "oh so it talks does it?" she asked casually.

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UnderGarment Sundays - Zeke

"but i shouldn't have been such a moron about it i guess...tess of all people would've understood i suppose." he said, looking inside and seeing her chat amicably with the remaining patrons.

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Wolves in Caps - 1 - Pages Turn

Here he was, the runt of the family, playing tech support to morons and graying misers on high horses. family gatherings typically had at least one awkward silence reserved for him.

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