Paper Rebels (pt1)
"what kind of fucking joke is this? where is the fucking punchline so i can laugh? dismissing this because you don't feel like talking? you will return with me to paradise hills tomorrow night and we're going to say yes to those hardbacks!"
Zoned Out
There were some dating shows on, a reality show about some rich celebrity and her husband, and there were some sitcoms with people making sex jokes and kissing. it was like tv was trying to rub it in too.
Love's Battlefield - Volume 10 (Part 2)
"d-do i look like i'm f-fucking joking?" pinching himself in order to regain his focus, thomas wraps his arms around the weeping bat and rests his muzzle in between adam's ears, allowing the troubled teen to nuzzle into his strong, supporting chest.
Equinox of the Black Rose: Take me to Church!
I was just fucking joking about it.
Lylat Premonition- Chapter 3 - Predator and Prey
"you gotta be fucking joking!!" he ignored the pain as best as he could. he looked around himself, tree's and branches were in all directions. he didn't even know if he was heading in the right direction since ruken had destroyed most of his equipment.
Alcatraz Ch. XXI-Kallisti Pt. II
What a fucking joke... "make it brief." "did you in any way alert your security?" "y-yes, i have a chip embedded in my hand that"- "how much time?"
The Stag and the Ocean
All gay males go for the sex joke first; it's just a fact of our nature. but he looked into my eyes again, sobering, nodding slowly. "what is it?" "it's you," i said.
Home
"the neighbors come up to me saying 'oh hi, blaine, how's the family,' like it's some big fucking joke." of course, for mother it wasn't much different.
Mech Stories - Lauren
"are you fucking joking?" "it's our only option." "hope they aren't coming for us? and if we are the target tonight, then what? we just... fucking die?" the silence that greeted her on the line was all the answer she needed.
The World We Live In: Chapter 42
What a fucking joke. your fucking world ends now, asran!" "ah, but i won't end it now, for i have, in my possession, a friend i can trust. aren't you, my little mage?"
A Chronicle of Lies - Chapter 17: Captured
“it's a fucking joke. i can't take anything you people say seriously after that." without any warning, she threw the knife into the water. there was a frantic splashing at the place where it pierced the surface.
Alcatraz Ch. XXVII-Solus
They looked like fucking jokes... but damn, if they weren't a pain in the ass... he looked back this time to see the next one right in his face, tackling the panther front to front.