Chapter 4: The Last Resort Resort
"fucking douche bag!" jon said. he could swear he heard chuckling in the back of his mind as his mate woke from the hotel bed beside him. * * * "alright, now tell me how to do this again..."
Magical Mayhem Sorcerous Familiar Chapter Six
"forget about him, that guy's a royal douche bag. and anyway, he doesn't have the power to help you. the headmaster does." shiro wasn't convinced. "but how do you _know?_" "look."
Commission: Heads of Cerberus Chapter 3
What kind of bastard douche bag lies to someone about pizza. there is just no shame left in this world..." the sound of her voice mimicked his disappointment, still following behind while he turned back to her with a look of be-wonderment in his eyes.
Aimless Fate: Chapter 1
"here it is, douche bag. now, stop whining." mike said, handing his friend the controller. "what are we playing first?"
The Tryouts
The thing that was a problem was the douche bag of a section leader that year that i didn't want to put up with." andy switched his glare from the wolf to jeff. the wolf laughed, his cronies and jeff copying. "ha-ha riiiight.
Meridian Prime: Chapter 7
I don't want to press my luck by being a douche bag. "well, nate. welcome to my home. i'm afraid that the help here is a little rough around the edges, but you will have to excuse that fact. they aren't used to showing hospitality."
In Too Deep (Chapter9, Book9)
"i've lived for a long time, remember, douche bag? i've had bibles thrown at me, and i was surrounded by it. okay? god. i was lance's student, and natalia, too. they both like their academic reading. don't judge me." "shut up and let me work, okay?"
Chapter 1
"i didn't want to tag along with those douche bags anyway. carrying their gear was a small pot hole in the road to..." he scratched his chin in thought. "awe fuck it. i just didn't want to have to hang out with them anymore." eve rolled her eyes.
Aesthetic
Normally, i have to be more discreet, because he's wearing some douche-bag combination of a button-up and a vest, both purchased slightly too small so that you can actually envision cannonballs overlaid on his shoulders and armored plating on his chest
Exile: Fearless
"biggest, fuck-off guy you could have ever imagined runs us over, then the douche-bag demands an apology..." what happened next, none of them were expecting to happen.
Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 135
"i don't beg for anything, especially from a douche bag like you." chris sneered back, causing more pulses of anger to show on the mans face. "actually, that's a name too good for you...
Weathered (A2, B1, Chapter 9)
"and he's not real, douche-bag. christ ... it might not be as smart of an idea as you think, because the people after us already know way too much about us. they know you, they know me.