Horfie, the Selective Service Elf

Your life straightened out, you're gonna end up rotting in prison, being fed every day, given a place to sleep, exercising and playing basketball in the yard, getting transparent radios and televisions and games consoles, receiving free health care and anal sex

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Slick Run, Ep. 2

Then he crushed alex's ideas of anal sex by stepping away and speaking in a low, affection-laced tone. "turn around, alex." the cat blew air through his nose, annoyed "what now" kind of sound. "what?" he grumped.

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I Love You Twice: Secrets to Sleep On

Actually, at the moment, she was thinking about the time she had nervously asked her brother, blushing fiercely, if they could try anal sex, and the... unique experience that had followed.

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God of Hunger chapter 19-25

Why does everyone associate prison with anal sex? "yes, i'm fine, as far as i know. how did you get me out of there, anyhow?" "a small agreement that we have with the armed forces and interpol basically stating that the watchers enforce their own laws."

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When All Is Said And Done (Mavology III)

"lord, no amount of love for anal sex could ever get me to see her again." "i'm interested in seeing what that photo she had of you on the-." "no!" maverick exclaimed. "it's terrifying. it gave me vietnam flashbacks!" "vietnam flashbacks?"

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