Anger Issues
"how clumsy of me," she said innocently. "you damned godzilla sized hussy!" he screamed rather impotently. "i'm sorry boss! you're clearly tired and my clumsy self just messed up your house! where can you possibly..."
Afterword by Ted V.
Some call it an expression of promiscuous subcultures that overlapped to bring to birth, like unwanted messiah, a metaphor unwieldy, and a clumsy allegory for the poverty and pathos of our queer cthonic kindred.
Attack The Weak Point (Chapter 1)
To see connections where there were none, perhaps conspire some way to attribute magic to his unending clumsiness, or invent some way that his magic helps people on a daily basis just to retain his sense of worth.
A Starlit Winter Night
As nonchalantly as the clumsy drunkenness of a teenager can allow, the feline took down the remains of his glass before setting it down upon the fine lining of the jacuzzi. "heh... vodka. pretty much fire water."
Ander - Chapter 2, Subchapter 30
Sarah eagerly took hold of her baby and quickly turned him right side up, cradling him in her arms, rocking him in her clumsy, new mother's way.
Chapter 1
I couldn't use a sword properly, i was clumsy with axes, had a hard time using staffs, and i almost cut off a few toes with a spear. thanks for reading and sorry that the first chapter was so sort.
A Golden Oppurtunity - Chapter One
#1 of a golden oppurtunity theseus is a treasure hunter, but his clumsiness and carefree attitude go against every requirement for the job. he doesn't let this deter him on his quest for infinite wealth as he braves caves, dungeons, and monsters alike.
Marshall's Love Adventure - Ch 2
clumsy as usual!" rubble playfully said. "silly marshall! i don't think there will ever be a time when you just come in walking." teased chase. as the elevator went up, the pups got into their spots.
Wolfsbane Excerpt #1
"i'm the clumsy dancing wolf that just saved you from a tragic fall." he winked. "call me nytal." **-- end of excerpt --**
The Spark
He yelled as he slashed across his own opponents throat to spill his life-essence he spun a quarter turn to aid s'fara just in time to see her duck under the orcs' clumsy blow, and strike snake-fast and run her blade clean through him.
Betrayal at it's Finest
My fingers where clumsy with the black box nearly dropping it and catching it last second. pushing in the button my voice cracking as i spoke into the transmitter, "we have a 10-00, officer is down, please...send a bus!"
Chase
They had met after a clumsy accident featuring spilt tequila and a lot of rags. the next time hunter visited, the awkwardness gave birth to a unique inside joke, and from there friendship became romance.