Mischievous Sands
When I was told someone wanted an interview with me, I was anticlimactic in my acceptance. My schedule had been sparse that week, so it was easy to squeeze in David McHammon, a man known by his friends to value sanity and find comfort in placid...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 4
**EXODUS - Chapter 4** It wasn't long before our descent took us within view of the gleaming orange lights of the vast, underwater city of Otoh Gunga. A capital city of sorts, it's comprised of a series of interconnected bubbles which contain our...
Coming Out of the Tent
" **Coming Out of the Tent"** **By Terry Echoes** He'd made Shannon Connelly cry, the bastard. Nobody messed with Shannon Connelly, because there was no reason to do so. Everybody loved her. She was head of the film club at school, and had the best...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 3
**EXODUS - Chapter 3** The Gungans were here first. Human pioneers--colonists, really--scouted Naboo centuries ago in search of a source of plasma, something with which this planet was teeming. I won't bore you with the details of how plasma is an...
Lyrics to "Make it So"
It always looks like it's the middle of night in the vacuum of space. A vastness of isolation, it's very far to any place. The captain instructs us to go to warp, he tells us to "Engage". He says three words to let us know we're all on...
Lenny Gets a Job: As a Maid in a Mansion
Lenny's progress through the house was very much following suit of how he started. To his own amusement, he found it easy to work faster fixing sink after sink, and toilet after toilet. He hooked pipes together this way and that way, moved...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 2
**EXODUS - Chapter 2** All around me was the braying, stampeding wildlife not wise enough to have fled before the Droid army's morning commute. My arms swung limp at my sides as the rage in me seared my core. I thought I would throw up what little I...
My Awkward "Hopes and Dreams" Lyrics
Hopes and dreams, Born from stars. Light that carries From afar. Do days gone by Bring a tear Or a glimmer To your eye? I know you'd Hold my hand If you'd only Understand Life was never ours to take It's a gift...
Put Me in the Trash
" **Put Me in the Trash"** **by Terry Echoes** There were a few nice new products on sale at Klyder's Department Store that quarter, but the lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise was not one of them. Clyde Igglesby wanted to retch at the...