Oh, College: Time to Go to Class!
LAST TIME ON OH, COLLEGE: Albus and his new bi buddy get settled in, and THE FUTURE IS SEALED! BAH DAH DAH!!! After meeting his new roommate, having plenty of awkward moments, and finally going to bed on the last day before classes began, he actually...
Oh, College: How it All Went Right
There it was. There was the campus for Lionheart University. Albus knew right away what he was going there to accomplish. He wanted to become a businessman, and achieve exactly the success that people where he grew up said he could never have, and...
Tales of Zootopia: Talia, or Tae
There was once a couple that was just your ordinary couple at the beginning. No quirks to them or their relationship, and it was a traditional heterosexual union. That was between Dane and Talia Mae, both wolves. Of course, things changed when Talia,...
Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: "YEAH! We fought off ALL the zombies and now we're completely safe for a while!" -Albus Kane, being wrong After the first round of zombies was killed and turned into fertilizer, the alarm rang again. Whereas last time...
Zombies are Wankers: Long Time No Read
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: There was dinner, and sexytime that I'm skipping because if you want explicit, weird sex, there's always Just Once or Oh, College, and I simply don't feel like it Having become exhausted after kinky sex we're not...
Oh, College: "writer" is not responding, please wait
Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...
Just Once: I. Hate. Board. Meetings.
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Another reason to hate cramped elevators and normal people for Albus. As soon as Albus walked in, he was greeted by a board room full of people in bland business suits sitting at a rectangular table, with a window on the other...
Just Once: Welcome to the Friendzone. Enjoy your stay.
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Guess who the fuck finally showed up? Only three episodes in, and she's already making me and him all emotional. Albus woke up in the bed on his apartment. Jem was laying right next to him, and woke him up by pouring some honey...
Oh, College: Out to Lunch
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: A very lovely first day of class. Albus and Dev were walking down the hallway to the cafeteria. Albus turned his head to face Dev and asked "Our just automatically holding hands..." "What about it?" "Did it mean anything?"...
Zombies are Wankers: Scavenging (WITH TWO FELLOW FURS MAKING A CAMEO!)
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIE ARE WANKERS: Everybody got all settled in. "Alright, everybody. Let's get moving and gather as many supplies as we can fit into the RV before we head off. We don't want to run out of food, water or ammunition in a place where...
Just Once: Side Stories: Albus's Dream
An interesting thing to note is that the passage of time in a dream is different from the passage of time in real life. It can be faster, or it can be slower. Another thing to note is that Albus Kane's dreams are, by default, complex in narrative and...
Backstories: Albus Kane (ZaW)
NARRATE THIS WITH MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE, EITHER IN YOUR HEAD OR OUT LOUD IF NEED BE It all started when Albus was 10. He got his first erection from looking at his teacher for math and now sex-ed, a female Bunny with cream-colored fur named Ms....