A Police Lion's Story - Chapter One - It Starts
We came around a corner and he said the most absurd thing, "kiara, you know i love you".
Hypnovember Day 29 - Duel
That caused sebastian to yawn again, and soon the yawns were cascading back and forth in a sort of absurd, sleepy tennis match. "m'arm hurts..." ellison slurred. "will... help..."
Frostpaw - Chapter 7: Contact
They are too absorbed by their absurd war to accept a king whose priority weren't keeping the conflict alive. zèon tilted his head. -do you really think the war is absurd? ike gave him a confused look. -how can you ask me something like that?
Ioborne: Chapter Seven and Epilogue
"this is absurd," gunner yelled, more at the situation than the medic. "you should read warning labels on what you're taking." "i thought he was giving me a placebo. you know the military, they usually just give you motrin and send you out the door."
Burdens - Chapter 75: Tension
Before knowing hunter, he may have had the same exact view on the situation, but now that he knew the wolf, he knew it was an absurd idea. it was too heartless and cold. it was selfish, and it was what he once was.
Burdens - Chapter 74: Problems
After all, the evidence was conclusive: he was improving, all he needed was more time, and punishing him for an improvement was absurd. roger figured he would play on that. the coach looked at him. "may i help you?"
PROMISE KEPT
Shi asked, then giggled at the absurdity of the question, as hir mother couldn't answer. "i'm with kit... my mate and i have decided to name it after you, so it'll stay in the family way."
Hail, the Living Legend - Tale I
"absurd. during my eighty-eight years alive, this is most absurd."
[SCRAP] Magical Rapture!
An absurd and irreverent mock-up on what a fantasy game world might be like with kimono behind the wheel; taking mild inspiration from corruption of champions and the binding of isaac. the year and time are unknown. the world? yours and mine.
Vore Day '22 Quickie - Pencer
Entire mouth; occasionally the horse thought he was too big for people, but from his own experience having living meals, he knew anyone with the confidence currently emanating from the smaller male right now would have no issue following through with an absurdly
Kiss of Destiny: Chapter 1
The very notion was absurd. "oh, sure... come back when you're finished transforming," he chuckled sarcastically. that last comment was too much.
Burdens - Chapter 90: Candlelight
It took almost half an hour for the food to arrive, and in the time they had begun to speak of different things, mostly commenting on the restaurant, the absurdity of their presence in it, and then moving onto different things about school and life.