Don't be absurd." the dragon snorted in disgust. "you've taxed the life out of your citizens and your kingdom is in near ruin. your guards did not see fit to even try stop me. they're wise, king.
Dragon, Microfiction, No-Yiff, vore
Time
as dreams & nightmares fight for which will be free tonight, i take what i can, readying remembered thoughts with each rhyme
sometimes, it almost feels too much to place with a few, or a single word
to not do so now though, seems to be, to me, more absurd
Poem, Short Story, slice of life, thought
I know i ask a thing absurd
a thing that rhymes with pain
but if you want a kinder world
you must not now abstain.
Poem, light
Then she whispered something absurd: _"stay quiet, say not a word."_
he had not the will to reply, for he surely thought he would surely die. in an orange pill bottle he was stored, like before, so it was not unexplored.
Collie, Horse, Laboratory, Rhyme, Shrink, experiment
He could only imagine the absurd thing that was about to come out of his mouth. it probably was -
"pie!"
the mouse dropped his head against the desk. hard.
"strawberry-rhubarb," dante concluded. "looks fresh."
chero played dead.
Drama, Fox, Mouse, Panther, Political, Wealth gap, coffee, sugar
I was lucidly filled with the absurdity of talking so easily with something so lowly as this tiny biped.
the boy stood up finally and looked me up and down.
Dragon, Fantasy, bronze
**==main** tai's story contains examples of:
**absurdly spacious sewer:** averted. the sewer drains that mike ends up swimming in are never described as large and roomy; though, being kits, both mike and tai fit into them fine.
Boy, Fan works, Fanfiction, Fox, Kichigai kitsune, Male, TVtropes, Tai's Story, Tropes, b/b
The three felines were clad in lifting belts, leotards, and absurd masks depicting various cartoon characters. an announcer stood off to the side -a small female wolf- shouting out phrases to hype up the crowd.
Date, Otter, SFW
_ what an absurd idea!"
"hmm? what's absurd?" caden asked.
"what? what thing?" jarzyl said.
"you were muttering things under your breath, saying something is absurd?" caden inquired.
jarzyl blinked.
Adolescent, Adorable, Adventure, Amputee, Avaeria, Blind, Blindfold, Character Development, City, City of Wings, Cub (clean), Cute, Dragon, Dragoness, Epic, Excursion, Eyes, Field trip, Fledgling, Friendship, School, School outing, School trip, Small, Teenager, Teenagers, Young, cripple, disabled, expedition, friend, friends, imagination, outing, slice of life