The Art of Caring for Horns
That sounded absurd! why would a gentleman polish his horns? but before he could ask about that, his father answered. "you know the polish your mother sometimes puts on her hooves?"
Realms of Valeron - Chapter 16
"it is not absurd amount" said biggie. then he paused, "okay, so yes is a lot of money, but i am adult. we can afford it." sycorax scoffed, "how many rubles did it cost you?" "ah!" retorted biggie, "it did not cost any.
Astral High - Chapter 9
[seth] "i know, i'm using it as proof that it's absurdly fluffy. it's adorable as crap." "then stop complaining about it." "i'm not complaining, i'm... bringing it to your attention. ... that your tail is absurdly proportioned." "shut up."
Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 13
absurd! it did look rather eerie, though. not quite a halfmoon, but not quite a quartermoon either. somewhere in-between. and it never hurt to be over-cautious.
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 26
Kiana recognised the absurdity of such a statement. ander was the most honest, open individual she knew.
Strange Deviations (Chapter 5)
So he pivoted towards his nephew in an attempt to make him realize the absurdity of his plan.
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 60
The very notion was absurd. neither of them have come even close to settling down, and now they were going off to fight a bunch of - the house felt smaller than before. the air, thinner. it felt like he was suffocating where he stood.
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Zero could just barely see the beast over his cheeks, which had grown and stretched to absurd sizes and looked almost like deflated tires hanging off his face.
Hole in the Wall: The Little Things. Chapter Four.
The rat just laughed at the absurdity of it. absurdity of this conversation. the very absurdity of this tiger! theo squeaked, blushing as he tried not to think of all the places the tiger had asked to put him. "what about my pocket?"
Grad-Bash Part 10
I stopped and thought about how absurd i must sound. what if he isn't even gay? i would have gotten prepped for nothing. besides, i don't think, even if he was gay, he'd make a move on me this soon after a breakup. sooner than later.
Buddyfight - Morning Snack
"how absurd." he huffed. "you may be obsessed with that human food, but it holds no such sway over me." "says the dragon who was eating it faster than i was back on our first day!" doble countered smugly.
Andreas
The absurdly polite fox gave me a smile as she held the door open for me, explaining that i could take all the time i wanted in the facility, though i didn't really want to take too long; the place gave me shivers. it was probably the air conditioning.