A New Light -- Chapter 5: Sharky's
“you're shitting me!" he stammered, his face a mix of disgust and amazement. “afraid not," replied charles. “someone seriously suggested that." he drank half of his drink. his third cup of beer. “sell it to fetishists abroad, he said.
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book VII Chapter 9
Wasn't crowded, there was plenty of free space around, yet of course horny, dickfaced males who's mugs are more uglier than that of shit covered, leprous bum with so many orifices that he no longer can tell which one is used for talking and which for shitting
Beasts, Arc II: Later Gator (Part 2)
"are you shitting me?! he just tried to kill me, bendis! look at my goddamn chest! look at your goddamn nose!" bendis sniffled and held his handkerchief up to it again as he wiped away some dried-up blood. "i know that!
2:8 Darkness Falls
"you ain't shitting." mick replied, letting out a slight laugh. "even if i could contact my sources, i don't know if i want to. for all i know it was one of them who sold me out." alias, again moved as his eyes were blinded by light.
Treading Chapter 10 - Move-in
"man i'm pooped," motley says, leaning back into the couch and letting his head tilt back so that he's staring up at the ceiling. "i kinda hope this is fast, i wanna go to bed." "i hear you," i say, peering at him.
Deus Ex Machina - The Ministry
Well, if he was scared now, he'd be metaphorically shitting his britches in about five more seconds.
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book IX Chapter 8
If he wasn't shitting himself from fear right now. the city hall was gloom, the braziers barely giving any light as if the shadows of this place would be too thick to handle and were slowly feeding on the fire.
A Fatal Game 10 - The Pact
"...you have got to be shitting me. so i either stay here and rot, but i get to fly away as a ghost, or i go and get a chance at leaving by killing this...thing in the basement?"
Pokemon Story - The Crooks and The Krookodile Ch. 1
I know that even now you must be shitting yourself dry over the thought of that failure. but going to the point where you'd turn us just to get revenge for something we did on accident?"
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Pikachu's Diapered Days
The bunny looks down at his diaper in confusion, not even realizing that he pooped himself until he pats his diaper and feels the mess lurking inside of it.
The Ryan Story Part VII
In which the defecation hits the ventilation..... ryan stared at the picture. "my parents," he said again shaking his head. "dragons..." his mother at him worriedly. "are you alright?" ryan blinked in surprise. "why would i not be?"
The P-Word
And 'i think i just pooped my pants' popping up from the other hapless students that were caught in the crossfire of ddw's hell-world spell.