Looking at the map, a pug looking up, merely a lieutenant he had been running the show for weeks and it showed as he was stressed, "sorry maim but that is your choice, you are commanding officer"
"no, i'm going to let this fall on you, consider this a promotion
No-Yiff, War, motorbike, oppression, shantytown
Whether it's a promotion or a different class schedule or a frickin' hurricane that spawned out of nowhere! all i want is for something to change in my life before i become a walking corpse."
"...hey, is that...is that a meteor?"
Babyfur, Comedy, Diapers, Dragon, Fart, Flatulence, Humor, Wolf
I could fuck off all day and still get a promotion. i could fuck a dozen women and none of them fell pregnant, or fell in love with me. i could fuck two dozen guys and never get an std or a jealous ex.
Death, Devil, Heaven, Hell, Wolf
She had discovered him in a spokane back alley during the promotion tour for_bride of the moor,_and mr. morris was now her flatmate, her sole companion and her closest next of kin.
"you would know how to spell my name?"
Clean, Demon, Detective, Espionage, Murder, Otherkin, SFW, Therian, Thriller, Werewolf
I really don't want that tiger to screw anything up with my promotion..."
ben gave his overly enthusiastic gasp and covered his mouth with his hands. "you mean you're trying for that open sergeant spot too? ooohhh i'd be so excited!"
Adventure, Bunny, Cheetah, Clawhauser, Fanfiction, Fangmeyer, Judy Hopps, Tiger, Water buffalo, Zootopia, bogo
I see a promotion in your future."
"thank you sir!" the canine saluted noticing the dead body, "would you like for me to arrange the disposal of this body?"
"yes, that would be helpful."
Fanfiction, Feline, Fox, Wolf
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_~duke, 29, hooded skunk, club promoter
"wait what?" the skunk hastily drops the weights and goes back to his phone, now focusing on the video call. "say that again?" he says, his voice rising up an octave.
"you made it!
Badger, Character Development, Clean, Ermine, Ferret, Mink, Muscle, Muscles, Mustelid, Otter, Reality Show, Skunk, Stoat, Story Series, Television, Weasel, Wolverine, challenge, competition, promo, reality tv, slice of life, tv show
"six weeks in arkansas, right after you promoted. i'm kind of offended that you don't remember me... then again, i could be... quiet, back then."
the lion stared. then he released the tiger, memories flooding back to him.
"no way," he said. "you're...?
Cougar, Death, Depression, Disability, Hate, Incel, Insanity, Iraq, Lion, Madness, Modern, Mountain, Murder, Nihilism, Nihilist, Philosophy, Puma, Rage, Realistic, Syria, Tiger, Torture, Violence, War, autism, combat, conflict, despair, emptiness, hatred, illness, killing, life, loneliness, mental, paranoia, slice of life
Large, but usually only one individual occupied a room; and the prison's warden, lady eurynome, used it for problem citizens who had been demoted in social rank due to their actions and that had chosen to remain within her borders for rehabilitation and promotion
Plot Development, Political, Prison, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series