Ryt's Rants #2

#2 of ryt's rants i've been known to ramble on a rant long enough to do a politician or a salesman proud. the almost unending verbal tirade is something i gave to ryt as a counter balance for the long periods of silence he is capable of.

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Writer's Block

If it did then a used car salesman in norway had taken a shine to him. now he was just killing time. "i need to get out more" he thought to himself.

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Bluejay's Wares (Otherwise Untitled)

This seemed to pique the canine's interest as the salesman saw his opportunity. "have you not heard the tale of raven's gift to the gryphons?", setting his book down to sit upright with as welcoming an expression as he could muster for the traveller.

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Chimera - Chapter 2

Crappy routine** for a few years now, jack had been working as a salesman in a diy store.

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Coming Home

The salesman cleared his throat in order to gain the three's attentions. "would you like to purchase collars for your new pets as well, my lord? we have a large selection of fine collars available." the lord simply shakes his head.

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On The Lamb

It was the smile a used car salesman wore before talking someone into buying a chunk of metal with only three wheels and a crank powered engine. "that sounds serious. you must be a very serious person."

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The sword of the forest

"four hundred gold," the salesman replied. "i have four hundred gold. is it a deal?" i inquired. "yes, it is a deal." "good." we made the transaction.

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22 Weeks 'till home - Teaser

Could charm his way around a snake oil salesman to get his stuff for free and then sell it back to him at a profit as well. natural leader, nobody will dispute that one. some people just have that kind of effect you know? they speak, and others listen.

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Back Brush

...right into a salesman who seemed to have just appeared and stepped, with a slobbering grin, almost into him. smith stumbled backwards in shock.

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mliatbhrpg ch13

If it was not for the fact that james was putting his best salesman pitches on the inn keeper and had to give up one of his heaters they might not have even got a room for the four of them.

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Baxley 2

The market salesman, a black puma, smiled at him. baxley smiled back and bought an apple. the puma saw the picture of gareth and tapped baxley's shoulder. "you looking for him", asked the man. baxley nodded.

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Juryokine: Exile of Heroes, Chapter Forty Two

"he's a used autocarriage salesman," brin answered. "a brilliant one, too. he gets to know his customers, practically becomes their best friend.

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