A Lesson in Hauntings
The bobcat and the roadrunner--ruth and gwen, from history class--gave that one an encouraging laugh.
Poker Face
"_pendejo," _the roadrunner muttered under his breath before reaching for the deck of cards and shuffling them. after a few moments of shuffling, he began dealing cards.
Hard Landing
Outstretching his wings, he took to the air, taking out his roadrunner assault shotgun.
Cyanide of Riddance chapter 9.
Then a roadrunner plays a drum roll and icicle appears. "ta!" "oh, yeah, laugh it up, icicle!" lavender said. "but azazel's still after us! no one can hide from azazel!" "what are we going to do?!" "you heard lioness!
A Taste of the Lizard realm
Humans and roadrunners, fennecs and sand cats were merely the more numerous immigrants. the canyon’s elevation appeared to lower as the carriage continued on. even as the surrounding buildings climbed their way higher and higher up its sides.
Maybe I'm not Such a F*ck Up
His roommate tj didn't move, the roadrunner knew not to get in the bear's way when he was like this. "stepping outside for a few."
The Great Swap
After a few hours of doing things ty wished not to describe, he began his work day in emily's body with a briefcase full of weaponry that would have made the cartoon coyote that always chased the roadrunner jealous.
The Perils of Owning a Multi-Dimensional Small Business
Since this customer's motivation was a track meet, there was a 90% chance it was going to be a cheetah, and a 10% chance of a roadrunner. the roadrunner was less common because it would require a much more esoteric closing pun.
The world in the life of a grey husky. Chpt. 3 The husky's troubled past.
Living out of his roadrunner in the bar's parking lot wasn't what should be happening to him.
Boarding The Grand Walker
Vandal was carrying doktor's roadrunner assault shotgun and his doe carbine rifle, finaly checking to make sure his colt king cobra was tucked securly in his boot.. the wolf looked at the ocelot, "race you."
Zistopia: Inner City Blues Chapter 1
I'm pretty close to downtown, where the traffic is the heaviest, so hearing that some old geezer wrecked his coyote roadrunner into a telephone pole isn't out of the ordinary.
Care Bears Family Adventures, Book 4: Chapter 10
The sudden voice nearly made perfect and good luck jump out of their seats as a roadrunner wearing a bandoleer of coffee shots came to a stop next to their table. "hi, i'm zippy heart roadrunner. i don't think we've met."