None So Vile 30: Long Live the Emperor

NONE SO VILE # 30: Long Live the Emperor Albedo, Rennaire, 1810. “It's a bloody mess is what it is." Supreme Marshal Pierce dropped his stack of papers onto the hard, mahogany skin of Albedo's circular council table. He...

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A Seashell Island Valentines Day: Chapter 1

Crittenz would like to interrupt the story right now to point out that you can name your child napoleon but that doesn't mean that he or she would grow.... or rather not grow as napoleon was rather short... up to conquer a country or two.

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Brothers in Arms

Sgt tim 'napoleon' moreau was simply leaning back on his chair, trying to read his book. at that point, the platoon leader burst in and shouted something that would make an irishman blush.

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Post-Transformation Therapy

One of the most famous conquerors of all time in our world napoleon bonaparte.... remember what else he was famous for?" "being... short?" max's eyes widened. "exactly!" kickaha grinned.

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None So Vile 03: Wrong and Ruin

NONE SO VILE # 03: Wrong and Ruin Albedo, Rennaire, 1802. “I truly ought to prepare you for what you are walking into here." The badger's bejewelled outfit rustled and clinked auspiciously as they walked the...

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Temeraire X Iskierka pt. 1

"well laurence was higher than an admiral, and we defeated napoleon; then he retired. so their." temeraire scoffed. the other dragons bobbed their heads in agreement.

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Flight

napoleon's probably off fapping in his cubicle after that little power trip, so you got a few minutes." "that's disgusting." his coworker grinned at him toothily. "but true."

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Nightworld: Epilogue

It's a kind of french-napoleonic-war-necromancer thing. it's called none so vile, and while it's pretty different to nightworld, i think it's interesting.

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Red Moon: Chapter 8

"let's just say i was around when napoleon was forced to tuck tail and run." he smiled at the glass eyed man who was digesting the information. he was about to go on and reminisce about some of his more exciting memories when sergei's phone rang.

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Writing Prompt #2.1: De novis modis existentiae

napoleon's “massacre of the tribunes" and the celestial and harmonious peace of 1901 number among its more famous predictions--though among the occult, the shadowing of the sun and the word-wars take prominence.

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The Stonehouse Mysteries - Preface

Maybe i will finally put my feet up and let my brain turn to mush watching television and playing whist with old men that think they are napoleon. no, i think i have earned myself a little silliness in my old age.

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The Playtime Doll Factory (commission)

His mother theorized that that was why he was such an aggressive teenager; he had one heck of a napoleon complex. buddy padded up to the factory, trying his hardest to not make a sound.

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